Saturday Night and Heart Condition

[originalswan]

One thing! just one thing I ask - Let's please win by more than 1 point!

Possibly more than a goal as my heart really can't take it! I'm basically sick and tired of West Coast stuffing us around by 1 point - All that stress and followed by a loss, please! Imagine another close loss, on top of the agony we would know that they've stuffed up our top 4 chances.

I must point out that at last years Grannie I said to all those around me - "Please don't make this another 1 point or close game" - and we all know the rest.

[Thunder Shaker]

If you are on heart medication, make sure you take it.

[Bas]

If you are on heart medication, make sure you take it.

Let me solve these problems for you permanently:

A triple nip of medicinal brandy before the game starts. Wash this down thoroughly with two beers of your choice.

At 1/4 time. A single nip of medicinal brandy followed quickly by a beer of your choice.

Half time, if game looking close, repeat 1/4 time dosage.

3/4 if Swans cruising, have whatever, tea even. If losing, repeat 1/4 time dose.

Team loses, hopefully you won't be worried.

NOTE: It must be good quality medicinal brandy.

[swansrock4eva]

You only repeat the 1/4 time dose at 3/4 time if close? I'd double it at least, just to be on the safe side! Either that or you can find out the result when you wake up the next morning!

[cruiser]

I've decided to get drunk on Friday night and to stay that way right through Saturday just so I can cope.

[JF_Bay22_SCG]

I've decided to get drunk on Friday night and to stay that way right through Saturday just so I can cope.

I am going to a dance party straight after the match. (Strictly leather dress code too Cruiser! ) I will either be on a massive high & will still be in footy mode. Or I'll be on a downer & will not want to be there at all.

I'm hoping we win in a great game. Then I'll be able to get through the night on adrenalin alone.....or maybe not.

JF

[Swansinger]

All academic : we will hammer West Coast.

[cruiser]

I am going to a dance party straight after the match. (Strictly leather dress code too Cruiser! ) I will either be on a massive high & will still be in footy mode. Or I'll be on a downer & will not want to be there at all.

I'm hoping we win in a great game. Then I'll be able to get through the night on adrenalin alone.....or maybe not.

JF

I'm sure a number of the Evils players could help sort you out there.

[Robbo]

There's nothin worse than going through a quarter of stress then getting rolled by a point.

[ScottH]

45 a piece, I hope you have those heart pills handy.

[annew]

I really cannot stand it and as I have said before I think the Swans should pay Members Health Insurance.

[Wardy]

I just kept drinking during the game - the wine storage fridge copped a beating, oh well back to Dan Murphy's I go! ( dont buy from down stairs - they are way too expensive, and considering my wine consumption one has to make savings somewhere!)