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  • originalswan
    On the Rookie List
    • Aug 2004
    • 550

    Saturday Night and Heart Condition

    One thing! just one thing I ask - Let's please win by more than 1 point!

    Possibly more than a goal as my heart really can't take it! I'm basically sick and tired of West Coast stuffing us around by 1 point - All that stress and followed by a loss, please! Imagine another close loss, on top of the agony we would know that they've stuffed up our top 4 chances.

    I must point out that at last years Grannie I said to all those around me - "Please don't make this another 1 point or close game" - and we all know the rest.
  • Thunder Shaker
    Aut vincere aut mori
    • Apr 2004
    • 4205

    #2
    If you are on heart medication, make sure you take it.
    "Unbelievable!" -- Nick Davis leaves his mark on the 2005 semi final

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    • Bas
      Veterans List
      • Jan 2003
      • 4457

      #3
      Originally posted by Thunder Shaker
      If you are on heart medication, make sure you take it.
      Let me solve these problems for you permanently:

      A triple nip of medicinal brandy before the game starts. Wash this down thoroughly with two beers of your choice.

      At 1/4 time. A single nip of medicinal brandy followed quickly by a beer of your choice.

      Half time, if game looking close, repeat 1/4 time dosage.

      3/4 if Swans cruising, have whatever, tea even. If losing, repeat 1/4 time dose.

      Team loses, hopefully you won't be worried.

      NOTE: It must be good quality medicinal brandy.
      In memory of my little Staffy - Dicey, 17.06.2005 to 1.12.2011- I'll miss you mate.

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      • swansrock4eva
        On the Rookie List
        • Jan 2003
        • 1352

        #4
        You only repeat the 1/4 time dose at 3/4 time if close? I'd double it at least, just to be on the safe side! Either that or you can find out the result when you wake up the next morning!

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        • cruiser
          What the frack!
          • Jul 2004
          • 6114

          #5
          I've decided to get drunk on Friday night and to stay that way right through Saturday just so I can cope.
          Occupational hazards:
          I don't eat animals since discovering this ability. I used to. But one day the lamb I was eating came through to me and ever since then I haven't been able to eat meat.
          - animal psychic Amanda de Warren

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          • JF_Bay22_SCG
            expat Sydneysider
            • Jan 2003
            • 3978

            #6
            Originally posted by cruiser
            I've decided to get drunk on Friday night and to stay that way right through Saturday just so I can cope.

            I am going to a dance party straight after the match. (Strictly leather dress code too Cruiser! ) I will either be on a massive high & will still be in footy mode. Or I'll be on a downer & will not want to be there at all.

            I'm hoping we win in a great game. Then I'll be able to get through the night on adrenalin alone.....or maybe not.

            JF
            "Never ever ever state that Sydney is gone.They are like cockroaches in the aftermath of a nuclear war"
            (Forum poster 'Change', Big Footy 04Apr09)

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            • Swansinger
              Senior Player
              • Mar 2003
              • 1099

              #7
              All academic : we will hammer West Coast.

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              • cruiser
                What the frack!
                • Jul 2004
                • 6114

                #8
                Originally posted by JF_Bay22_SCG
                I am going to a dance party straight after the match. (Strictly leather dress code too Cruiser! ) I will either be on a massive high & will still be in footy mode. Or I'll be on a downer & will not want to be there at all.

                I'm hoping we win in a great game. Then I'll be able to get through the night on adrenalin alone.....or maybe not.

                JF
                I'm sure a number of the Evils players could help sort you out there.
                Occupational hazards:
                I don't eat animals since discovering this ability. I used to. But one day the lamb I was eating came through to me and ever since then I haven't been able to eat meat.
                - animal psychic Amanda de Warren

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                • Robbo
                  On the Rookie List
                  • May 2007
                  • 2946

                  #9
                  There's nothin worse than going through a quarter of stress then getting rolled by a point.

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                  • ScottH
                    It's Goodes to cheer!!
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 23665

                    #10
                    45 a piece, I hope you have those heart pills handy.

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                    • annew
                      Senior Player
                      • Mar 2006
                      • 2164

                      #11
                      I really cannot stand it and as I have said before I think the Swans should pay Members Health Insurance.

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                      • Wardy
                        The old Boiler!
                        • Sep 2003
                        • 6676

                        #12
                        I just kept drinking during the game - the wine storage fridge copped a beating, oh well back to Dan Murphy's I go! ( dont buy from down stairs - they are way too expensive, and considering my wine consumption one has to make savings somewhere!)
                        I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure..................
                        Chickens drink - but they don't pee!
                        AGE IS ONLY IMPORTANT FOR TWO THINGS - WINE & CHEESE!

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