If you want to talk about Ben Cousins, post it here (mega merged thread)

[AnnieH]

That's not my opinion. That's the law.

What injury?

So, according to that, what should they do for him? In your learned opinion, of course.

And isn't he more likely to be "injured" if he stayed with WC than if he didn't (e.g. dodgy hammy / dodgy lifestyle)?

The club can't guarantee that you're not going to be injured ... it's football.

[Layby]

Vacuuming up bits of fluff and matching broken toenails and ageing maggots would do my head in!

Actually on this point, MMG, you being good at this kind of stuff.

Why is there a bit of fluff in my pants, where my arse crack is, every night ?

You know, similar to the one you get in your belly button ?

Is someone trying to kill me ?

[Layby]

What injury?

So, according to that, what should they do for him? In your learned opinion, of course.

And isn't he more likely to be "injured" if he stayed with WC than if he didn't (e.g. dodgy hammy / dodgy lifestyle)?

The club can't guarantee that you're not going to be injured ... it's football.

I did warn you ROK

[Industrial Fan]

Vacuuming up bits of fluff and matching broken toenails and ageing maggots would do my head in!

haha! amateur! I have people that do that for me while I'm in makeup!

[Chow-Chicker]

That's not my opinion. That's the law.

Jeezus!

"The obligation owed to anyone whom it is reasonably foreseeable would be injured by the lack of care of that person"

About as relevant as Layby's comments.

[Industrial Fan]

you might klearn something

So now one thinks they are Shakespeare?

[AnnieH]

I did warn you ROK

Seeing's that you know exactly WTF he's talking about, do you care to enlighten the rest of us?

Here. I'll make it really easy for you. Finish this sentence.

Disgraced ex-west coast eagles fallen star ben cousins is owed "duty of care" by his former club because ....

[Layby]

Not my job to educate you, keep bumbling along

Note above

[AnnieH]

Note above

Once again, a non-answer.

Keep up the hard work.

[Industrial Fan]

Actually on this point, MMG, you being good at this kind of stuff.

Why is there a bit of fluff in my pants, where my arse crack is, every night ?

You know, similar to the one you get in your belly button ?

Is someone trying to kill me ?

I think you should probably wear underpants when you're in the Humphrey Bear costume.

Another case cracked! [Apologies but that one liner pun is a contractual obligation]

[NMWBloods]

Jeezus!

"The obligation owed to anyone whom it is reasonably foreseeable would be injured by the lack of care of that person"

About as relevant as Layby's comments.

Yeah, those High Court judges don't know a lot - perhaps they should have a chat to you to get some good learnin' into 'em...

[Chow-Chicker]

I have found an Act in which the West Coast Eagles are in breach;

LAYBY ACT 2007

Section 25 Duty of Care

(1) A club shall provide a duty of care to a player when that player -

(a) damages the reputation of that club, their sponsors and the league

(b) makes a public nuisance under the influence of drugs and alcohol

(c) fails to assist police in crime investigations

(d) fails to comply with the terms and conditions of his contract


(2) The club shall be guilty of an offence under subsection (1) if they do not -


(a) provide counselling and rehabilitation for the player's indescretions

(b) provide alternative employment at the termination of the player's contract

(c) fails to prevent unforseeable injury caused by the stupid actions of the player outside of club functions and operations

(d) ensure that the player is tucked in bed before 11pm after they have been given milk and cookies

[Chow-Chicker]

Yeah, those High Court judges don't know a lot - perhaps they should have a chat to you to get some good learnin' into 'em...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahaha

So you think Cousins' case will go to the High Court because the Eagles sacked him under revised contract conditions of his behaviour?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahaha

[Layby]

I think you should probably wear underpants when you're in the Humphrey Bear costume.

Another case cracked! [Apologies but that one liner pun is a contractual obligation]

Phew, that is a relief.

I figured no pants on the outside, bufty on the inside.

But

I will take your expert advice.

Can you watch RPA for me ?

As i am thinking of having a vasectomy and want your advice.

[Layby]

I have found an Act in which the West Coast Eagles are in breach;

LAYBY ACT 2007

Section 25 Duty of Care

(1) A club shall provide a duty of care to a player when that player -

(a) damages the reputation of that club, their sponsors and the league

(b) makes a public nuisance under the influence of drugs and alcohol

(c) fails to assist police in crime investigations

(d) fails to comply with the terms and conditions of his contract


(2) The club shall be guilty of an offence under subsection (1) if they do not -


(a) provide counselling and rehabilitation for the player's indescretions

(b) provide alternative employment at the termination of the player's contract

(c) fails to prevent unforseeable injury caused by the stupid actions of the player outside of club functions and operations

(d) ensure that the player is tucked in bed before 11pm after they have been given milk and cookies

E) Post fails to be witty or clever, merely inane.