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  • Lucky Knickers
    Fandom of Fabulousness
    • Oct 2003
    • 4220

    I blame the birds

    Gees it was Hitchcock-esque out there last night.
    For a professional sport where the TV rights are worth >$1 billion to have the field invaded by pests is ridiculous.
    It was so distracting and annoying from the stands, I can't imagine what it is like for the players.
    Those seagulls have to go.
  • Big Al
    Veterans List
    • Feb 2005
    • 7007

    #2
    Phew... I thought from the title it was a thread blaming Mr and Mrs Bird for Craig's footy.
    ..And the Swans are the Premiers...The Ultimate Team...The Ultimate Warriors. They have overcome the highly fancied Hawks in brilliant style. Sydney the 2012 Premiers - Gerard Whately ABC

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    • Mark Cas
      On the Rookie List
      • Apr 2011
      • 20

      #3
      All they have to do is ban chips from the MCG and the seagulls will go elsewhere!

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      • Cardinal
        Regular in the Side
        • Sep 2008
        • 932

        #4
        They had a couple of extra Hawks umpiring the game early on - you think they could have spared one to scare away the gulls

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        • Sandridge
          Outer wing, Lake Oval
          • Apr 2010
          • 2049

          #5
          It WAS really bad. Thought I was at South Melbourne beach, not the MCG!

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          • Primmy
            Proud Tragic Swan
            • Apr 2008
            • 5970

            #6
            It looked like the MCG had dandruff.
            If you've never jumped from one couch to the other to save yourself from lava then you didn't have a childhood

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            • Nico
              Veterans List
              • Jan 2003
              • 11328

              #7
              It was very distracting. I agree with others. They get paid mega bucks for the TV rights yet can't keep these pests away. I thought they had an eagle that circled the ground these days that did the trick. It would be rather bemusing if the eagle made a reappearance for the GF. I wonder what the players thought about the birds.
              http://www.nostalgiamusic.co.uk/secu...res/srh806.jpg

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              • ScottH
                It's Goodes to cheer!!
                • Sep 2003
                • 23665

                #8
                Originally posted by Nico
                It was very distracting. I agree with others. They get paid mega bucks for the TV rights yet can't keep these pests away. I thought they had an eagle that circled the ground these days that did the trick. It would be rather bemusing if the eagle made a reappearance for the GF. I wonder what the players thought about the birds.
                They employed a falcon and handler a few years back, not sure how successful it was.
                Judging by Friday night, I'd say it was a fail.

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                • neilfws
                  Senior Player
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 1818

                  #9
                  Originally posted by ScottH
                  They employed a falcon and handler a few years back, not sure how successful it was.
                  Judging by Friday night, I'd say it was a fail.
                  They should play at Blacktown Olympic Park. When I went to the NAB cup game there this year, a wild falcon was circling the oval, hunting for insects.

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                  • Owen87
                    On the Rookie List
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 44

                    #10
                    Just throw some pandol on the field, that'll take care of them

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                    • Lucky Knickers
                      Fandom of Fabulousness
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 4220

                      #11
                      I suggest several huge strategically placed vats of chips in the surrounds as decoys when the night games are on.

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                      • Nico
                        Veterans List
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 11328

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Lucky Knickers
                        I suggest several huge strategically placed vats of chips in the surrounds as decoys when the night games are on.
                        Well that would have kept the feral Hawthorn supporters away. I think I would rather have the birds thanks very much.

                        By the way...55,000 at the game. There would have to have been 15,000 of us and a decent swag of neutral MCG and AFL members. So I wonder how many Hawthorn members turned up given they are supposed to have over 50,000 members. Appears the budgies, dogs and cats stayed at home.
                        http://www.nostalgiamusic.co.uk/secu...res/srh806.jpg

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                        • goswannie14
                          Leadership Group
                          • Sep 2005
                          • 11166

                          #13
                          Easy fix and one that is environmentally friendly......don't play games at night.
                          Does God believe in Atheists?

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                          • ScottH
                            It's Goodes to cheer!!
                            • Sep 2003
                            • 23665

                            #14
                            Originally posted by goswannie14
                            Easy fix and one that is environmentally friendly......don't play games at night.
                            Yeh, but they come in late in an arvo game too, but I guess it isn't the whole game.

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                            • AnnieH
                              RWOs Black Sheep
                              • Aug 2006
                              • 11332

                              #15
                              Would it kill the MCG to perhaps put some type of netting over the top of the ground.

                              I'm waiting to see a bird get hit by the ball, and whether Razor would give away a free kick for doing it.
                              Wild speculation, unsubstantiated rumours, silly jokes and opposition delight in another's failures is what makes an internet forum fun.
                              Blessed are the cracked for they are the ones who let in the light.

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