RWO Unconventional Allstars Team

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  • Ruck'n'Roll
    Ego alta, ergo ictus
    • Nov 2003
    • 3990

    RWO Unconventional Allstars Team

    The Swans ?Bloods? culture is seen as the epitome of the team ethos, it helped bring us a premiership and a long run of final football. But it's a recent innovation, for most of the Swans history they have been a team dependent on outstanding champions and somewhat indulgent towards of unconventional.

    I propose we nominate a squad of Swans players that didn't fit the mould:
    The brain snapper, the lackadaisical, the semi-talented cult-heroes, the eccentrics of one sort or another that we can then shape into an RWO "Unconventional Allstars" team.

    I hope this process will provide some amusement during the off season (I don?t remember us doing this before).

    Personally I'm not not sure exactly what the criteria should be, I'm expecting that might emerge as we go along.

    I mean should there be a length of service requirement? Such players as Gary Cowton, Brian Roberts, Peter Everitt, Adam Heuskes and Billy Picken were all behaviorally well credentialed but spent only a small period of time with the red and white.

    PS: Rather than have someone nominate a whole team, thereby killing off discussion, I suggest a nomination cap of say 2 or 3 players per post (with a brief justification)
  • Ruck'n'Roll
    Ego alta, ergo ictus
    • Nov 2003
    • 3990

    #2
    Anyway to get the ball rolling . . . .

    I should like to nominate Edward Whitfield:
    An eccentric player for his whole career apparently. His effort in pulling his jumper over his head to avoid being reported in the '45 grand final was a highlight. But for sustained effort who can go past his ritual pre game drinkies. It is likely that Ted spent his entire playing career with a blood alcohol level of above .05!

    With an honourable mention to John Ironmonger:
    A man with the mobility of a phone pole and the talent to go with it in a team of superstar runners. He was also brought before the AFL tribunal for an accidental spear-tackle on Collingwood's Graham Wright. Despite despite the total absence of any actual rule against the practice, they suspended him anyway.

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    • Primmy
      Proud Tragic Swan
      • Apr 2008
      • 5970

      #3
      I like this idea.

      I have one in mind, but I need to check dates etc. Get back to you
      If you've never jumped from one couch to the other to save yourself from lava then you didn't have a childhood

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      • aardvark
        Veterans List
        • Mar 2010
        • 5685

        #4
        I'd like to nominate Dermy......

        Brereton's most notable act as a Swan was stomping on Hawthorn player Rayden Tallis' head while Tallis was on the ground in a pre-season game, earning him a seven-match suspension. He would receive another seven-week suspension in that same year when Richmond's Tony Free had his jaw broken with an alleged 'karate chop' by Brereton. His only other moment of note was being flattened by West Coast Eagles' captain John Worsfold. The Swans delisted Brereton the same year.

        David Rhys-Jones deserves a mention too with the VFL/AFL record for the most ever tribunal appearances with 25......although they were mostly with Carlton

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        • Big Al
          Veterans List
          • Feb 2005
          • 7007

          #5
          Capper - Eccentric idiot that could play but wouldn't fit in with the "bloods" culture.
          ..And the Swans are the Premiers...The Ultimate Team...The Ultimate Warriors. They have overcome the highly fancied Hawks in brilliant style. Sydney the 2012 Premiers - Gerard Whately ABC

          Here it is Again! - Huddo SEN

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          • jono2707
            Goes up to 11
            • Oct 2007
            • 3326

            #6
            Capper for me too.

            Also another vote for Adam Heuskes - I especially liked the story from about '96 where he sewed a dead fish into the door lining of a teammate's (Greg Stafford maybe?) car - stunk it out for months until it was found.....

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            • i'm-uninformed2
              Reefer Madness
              • Oct 2003
              • 4653

              #7
              Originally posted by jono2707
              Capper for me too.

              Also another vote for Adam Heuskes - I especially liked the story from about '96 where he sewed a dead fish into the door lining of a teammate's (Greg Stafford maybe?) car - stunk it out for months until it was found.....
              Ah yes, Mr Heuskes

              Adam's Special Cross-over Drill
              'Delicious' is a fun word to say

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              • i'm-uninformed2
                Reefer Madness
                • Oct 2003
                • 4653

                #8
                And more

                25 Years in Sydney - AFL - Sport - smh.com.au
                'Delicious' is a fun word to say

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                • Ruck'n'Roll
                  Ego alta, ergo ictus
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 3990

                  #9
                  Originally posted by i'm-uninformed2
                  Adam's Special Cross-over Drill[/url]
                  A nice ensemble (although it's a pity about the elastic sided RM Williams')

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                  • BSA5
                    Senior Player
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 2522

                    #10
                    I'll state the obvious and say Nick Davis.
                    Officially on the Reid and Sumner bandwagon!

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                    • Dosser
                      Just wild about Harry
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 1833

                      #11
                      Didnt we have a FF who was being investigated for rigging a greyhound race?

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                      • 707
                        Veterans List
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 6204

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Dosser
                        Didnt we have a FF who was being investigated for rigging a greyhound race?
                        No we didn't but we did have a FF who was investigated for greyhound stud dog irregularities although I'm not sure of the final verdict.

                        I often wonder how many goals Lockett would have kicked if he plyed under the current no arm chopping, no holding, no scragging rules. May have kicked double figures most games I would have thought, hmmmm ......

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                        • Doctor J.
                          Senior Player
                          • Feb 2003
                          • 1310

                          #13
                          Originally posted by aardvark
                          I'd like to nominate Dermy......


                          David Rhys-Jones deserves a mention too with the VFL/AFL record for the most ever tribunal appearances with 25......
                          Ah Rhys. That day on the MCG when DR-J gave Melbourne's favourite son Robbie Flower a whack that raised the ire of the Melbourne members. I remember Rhys running down the Southern stand wing, taking a bounce or two and with the boos of the members in his ears, raised the footy to them in defiance, took another bounce, and then slotted through a goal. On the way back to his psoition on the wing gave Flower another hip and shoulder that set him on his rear end. This of course set the crowd into a frenzy and sparked both Croswell and Crackers Keenan into pyhsical activity. Rhys took both of them on and as the mellee was being broken up gave the Melbourne runner one to go on with.

                          I think from memory he got 4 weeks for his part in the events of the day.

                          Definitely a character of the game, and no way would he fit the bloods mould today.

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                          • mocaholic
                            Regular in the Side
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 575

                            #14
                            Surely Shane Fell under the "lackadaisacal" header? What about semi-talented? Dunno about cult hero though.

                            Moose Henwood?
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                            • satchmopugdog
                              Bandicoots ears
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 3691

                              #15
                              Lackadasical......Dale Lewis...invented the word..in fact it is his house name.
                              "The Dog days are over, The Dog days are gone" Florence and the Machine

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