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..And the Swans are the Premiers...The Ultimate Team...The Ultimate Warriors. They have overcome the highly fancied Hawks in brilliant style. Sydney the 2012 Premiers - Gerard Whately ABC
Here it is Again! - Huddo SENComment
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After the game I might try some tremping in my flup fops. Chuuuur.Comment
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What about your jendalls???I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure..................
Chickens drink - but they don't pee!
AGE IS ONLY IMPORTANT FOR TWO THINGS - WINE & CHEESE!Comment
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The kiwi sales rep at work just asked me to "chick the fux, eem waiting on a fux from Milburn"Chillin' with the strange QuarksComment
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Can you still take a chilly bin full of DB into Kiwi grounds?
Q. What do you call a Kiwi with lots of girlfriends?
A. A shepherd.Comment
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God DB!!!i Knicked a beer towel from a pub in Nelson in 1987 (I went to a wedding there- geez the hangover took a week
To get over!!! And I was a young and almost desirable woman back then!!!????I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure..................
Chickens drink - but they don't pee!
AGE IS ONLY IMPORTANT FOR TWO THINGS - WINE & CHEESE!Comment
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It was 1987!! I was 23- have gone to seed since then let me you!!!I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure..................
Chickens drink - but they don't pee!
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At the age of 23 I, upon a dare, replaced a beer towel at a particular pub in Newtown that was a short walk from my house with a tea towel (the significance of the walking distance being that I had to go home to get the tea towel!). I can't recall how the idea of the tea towel came about, but I have a clear memory of both how sneakily I performed the act, and how little a tea towel looked like a beer towel
I may or may not have made that short walk back to the house that night with someone who observed my sneakery and was intrigued and wanted to find out more.
I knew him as a gentle young man, I cannot say for sure the reasons for his decline
We watched him fade before our very eyes, and years before his timeComment
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Hhhhmmm strangely enough hmmmm yeah same thing really it was after the wedding, we were at the pub and you know too many beers it was Waitangi long weekend - the groomsmen was a bit of alright (you do the maths????)arrhh memories????I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure..................
Chickens drink - but they don't pee!
AGE IS ONLY IMPORTANT FOR TWO THINGS - WINE & CHEESE!Comment
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