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  • Matimbo
    Warming the Bench
    • Apr 2009
    • 334
    #46
    Originally posted by Wardy
    It's the auto spill chick the iPhone that
    Won't lit me spill kiwi properly??
    You got one of thum iPhones bro? Sweet as. Do you do iny of thet social nutworking stuff? Like Twutter or LunkedIn?
    CIA Agent to Policeman: "Have you ever had anti-terrorist training?"
    Policeman: "Yes, I was married once."

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      • Wardy
        The old Boiler!
        • Sep 2003
        • 6676
        #47
        Originally posted by Matimbo
        You got one of thum iPhones bro? Sweet as. Do you do iny of thet social nutworking stuff? Like Twutter or LunkedIn?
        Yis thet stuff confuses the shut out of me????
        I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure..................
        Chickens drink - but they don't pee!
        AGE IS ONLY IMPORTANT FOR TWO THINGS - WINE & CHEESE!

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          • Big Al
            Veterans List
            • Feb 2005
            • 7007
            #48
            Re: St Kilda - Away - in New Zealand

            Originally posted by aardvark
            Has anyone told a sheep joke yet?
            Apparently the kiwis have just discovered a new use for their many thousands of sheep that they have.


            Wool.
            ..And the Swans are the Premiers...The Ultimate Team...The Ultimate Warriors. They have overcome the highly fancied Hawks in brilliant style. Sydney the 2012 Premiers - Gerard Whately ABC

            Here it is Again! - Huddo SEN

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              • Dosser
                Just wild about Harry
                • Mar 2011
                • 1833
                #49
                After the game I might try some tremping in my flup fops. Chuuuur.

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                  • Wardy
                    The old Boiler!
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 6676
                    #50
                    What about your jendalls???
                    I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure..................
                    Chickens drink - but they don't pee!
                    AGE IS ONLY IMPORTANT FOR TWO THINGS - WINE & CHEESE!

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                      • Wardy
                        The old Boiler!
                        • Sep 2003
                        • 6676
                        #51
                        Originally posted by Big Al
                        Apparently the kiwis have just discovered a new use for their many thousands of sheep that they have.


                        Wool.
                        You've hot a stack of them haven't you?????
                        I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure..................
                        Chickens drink - but they don't pee!
                        AGE IS ONLY IMPORTANT FOR TWO THINGS - WINE & CHEESE!

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                          • aardvark
                            Veterans List
                            • Mar 2010
                            • 5685
                            #52
                            Originally posted by Big Al
                            Apparently the kiwis have just discovered a new use for their many thousands of sheep that they have.


                            Wool.
                            Oh Al I knew you wouldn't let me down!

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                              • Untamed Snark
                                Senior Player
                                • Feb 2011
                                • 1375
                                #53
                                The kiwi sales rep at work just asked me to "chick the fux, eem waiting on a fux from Milburn"
                                Chillin' with the strange Quarks

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                                  • Swansongster
                                    Senior Player
                                    • Sep 2008
                                    • 1264
                                    #54
                                    Can you still take a chilly bin full of DB into Kiwi grounds?

                                    Q. What do you call a Kiwi with lots of girlfriends?

                                    A. A shepherd.

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                                      • Wardy
                                        The old Boiler!
                                        • Sep 2003
                                        • 6676
                                        #55
                                        God DB!!!i Knicked a beer towel from a pub in Nelson in 1987 (I went to a wedding there- geez the hangover took a week
                                        To get over!!! And I was a young and almost desirable woman back then!!!????
                                        I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure..................
                                        Chickens drink - but they don't pee!
                                        AGE IS ONLY IMPORTANT FOR TWO THINGS - WINE & CHEESE!

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                                          • aardvark
                                            Veterans List
                                            • Mar 2010
                                            • 5685
                                            #56
                                            Originally posted by Wardy
                                            God DB!!!i Knicked a beer towel from a pub in Nelson in 1987 (I went to a wedding there- geez the hangover took a week
                                            To get over!!! And I was a young and almost desirable woman back then!!!??
                                            Wow a cute chick that drinks beer and loves footy. Wardy you're every mans dream, you haven't been on a Jim Beam add recently have you?

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                                              • Wardy
                                                The old Boiler!
                                                • Sep 2003
                                                • 6676
                                                #57
                                                It was 1987!! I was 23- have gone to seed since then let me you!!!
                                                I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure..................
                                                Chickens drink - but they don't pee!
                                                AGE IS ONLY IMPORTANT FOR TWO THINGS - WINE & CHEESE!

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                                                  • aardvark
                                                    Veterans List
                                                    • Mar 2010
                                                    • 5685
                                                    #58
                                                    Originally posted by Wardy
                                                    It was 1987!! I was 23- have gone to seed since then let me you!!!
                                                    Ahh...... haven't we all ?

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                                                      • stellation
                                                        scott names the planets
                                                        • Sep 2003
                                                        • 9737
                                                        #59
                                                        Originally posted by Wardy
                                                        It was 1987!! I was 23- have gone to seed since then let me you!!!
                                                        At the age of 23 I, upon a dare, replaced a beer towel at a particular pub in Newtown that was a short walk from my house with a tea towel (the significance of the walking distance being that I had to go home to get the tea towel!). I can't recall how the idea of the tea towel came about, but I have a clear memory of both how sneakily I performed the act, and how little a tea towel looked like a beer towel

                                                        I may or may not have made that short walk back to the house that night with someone who observed my sneakery and was intrigued and wanted to find out more.
                                                        I knew him as a gentle young man, I cannot say for sure the reasons for his decline
                                                        We watched him fade before our very eyes, and years before his time

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                                                          • Wardy
                                                            The old Boiler!
                                                            • Sep 2003
                                                            • 6676
                                                            #60
                                                            Hhhhmmm strangely enough hmmmm yeah same thing really it was after the wedding, we were at the pub and you know too many beers it was Waitangi long weekend - the groomsmen was a bit of alright (you do the maths????)arrhh memories????
                                                            I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure..................
                                                            Chickens drink - but they don't pee!
                                                            AGE IS ONLY IMPORTANT FOR TWO THINGS - WINE & CHEESE!

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