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The quiet word on the street is that the Swans may be intrested in Kurt Tippett, but that he has a few contractual issues with the Crows to surmount before he could join us. I don't want to create any false hopes or pointless chatter, but has anyone heard anything about this?
Homesick-legally-illiterate-boy duped by unscrupulous-player-manager and sell-their-own-souls-to-the-devil-club-execs; finds himself stuck without a wave to paddle, forced to perform in demeaning pie ads to earn secret bonus salary he thought was all above board ... seeks move to wave-infested- premiership-winning-culturally-inspiring-team he can call home that isn't necessarily where he grew up but still filled with previously unknown relatives of his ... unscrupulous-player-manager rubs hands, sell-their-own-souls-to-the-devil-club-execs annoyed, adoring-crow-eating-fans suddenly always hated him ... horse-trading bogged, lawyers rub hands, Jessie tweets, hater-of-anything-not-Melbourne-Caro-Wilson says Swans guilty as sin, sell-their-own-souls-to-the-devil-club-execs mea-culpa ... conflicted-incompetent-governing-body lays charges, sell-their-own-souls-to-the-devil-club-execs pre-emptive-show-of-good-faith-own-goal-draft-sit-out, jealous-of-all-the-attention-Sheady throws red herrings, no-idea-press lap it up, homesick-legally-illiterate-boy says nothing but still guilty of crimes against humanity, lawyers lob threats, lawyers withdraw threats (but don?t withdraw their bills), homesick-legally-illiterate-boy delists himself and nominates for PSD ... Emma Quayle gets the good oil, sell-their-own-souls-to-the-devil-club-execs and homesick-legally-illiterate-boy have fun-filled trip to Melbourne, conflicted-incompetent-governing-body takes all day to announce penalties despite everyone pleading guilty and backroom agreement being made days before ... press conference bigger than the Bronlow gala, hater-of-anything-not-Melbourne-Caro-Wilson asks stupid questions, sell-their-own-souls-to-the-devil-club-execs cop it sweet, crow-eating-fans demand a sword-fall but get nothing, homesick-legally-illiterate-boy bitterly disappointed, unscrupulous-player-manager nervous, conflicted-incompetent-governing-body thinks they've done a superb job but nobody else does ... and next week everybody plays fair, jealous-of-all-the-attention-Sheady keeps powder dry, homesick-legally-illiterate-boy picked up by wave-infested-premiership-winning-culturally-inspiring team, everyone lives happily ever after.
Clear as mud???CIA Agent to Policeman: "Have you ever had anti-terrorist training?"
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I can bring you up to speed in a single sentence ...
Homesick-legally-illiterate-boy duped by unscrupulous-player-manager and sell-their-own-souls-to-the-devil-club-execs; finds himself stuck without a wave to paddle, forced to perform in demeaning pie ads to earn secret bonus salary he thought was all above board ... seeks move to wave-infested- premiership-winning-culturally-inspiring-team he can call home that isn't necessarily where he grew up but still filled with previously unknown relatives of his ... unscrupulous-player-manager rubs hands, sell-their-own-souls-to-the-devil-club-execs annoyed, adoring-crow-eating-fans suddenly always hated him ... horse-trading bogged, lawyers rub hands, Jessie tweets, hater-of-anything-not-Melbourne-Caro-Wilson says Swans guilty as sin, sell-their-own-souls-to-the-devil-club-execs mea-culpa ... conflicted-incompetent-governing-body lays charges, sell-their-own-souls-to-the-devil-club-execs pre-emptive-show-of-good-faith-own-goal-draft-sit-out, jealous-of-all-the-attention-Sheady throws red herrings, no-idea-press lap it up, homesick-legally-illiterate-boy says nothing but still guilty of crimes against humanity, lawyers lob threats, lawyers withdraw threats (but don?t withdraw their bills), homesick-legally-illiterate-boy delists himself and nominates for PSD ... Emma Quayle gets the good oil, sell-their-own-souls-to-the-devil-club-execs and homesick-legally-illiterate-boy have fun-filled trip to Melbourne, conflicted-incompetent-governing-body takes all day to announce penalties despite everyone pleading guilty and backroom agreement being made days before ... press conference bigger than the Bronlow gala, hater-of-anything-not-Melbourne-Caro-Wilson asks stupid questions, sell-their-own-souls-to-the-devil-club-execs cop it sweet, crow-eating-fans demand a sword-fall but get nothing, homesick-legally-illiterate-boy bitterly disappointed, unscrupulous-player-manager nervous, conflicted-incompetent-governing-body thinks they've done a superb job but nobody else does ... and next week everybody plays fair, jealous-of-all-the-attention-Sheady keeps powder dry, homesick-legally-illiterate-boy picked up by wave-infested-premiership-winning-culturally-inspiring team, everyone lives happily ever after.
Clear as mud???Comment
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Just to save Annie the need to post on this this thread:
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Just to save Annie the need to post on this this thread:
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Thanks Jono.Wild speculation, unsubstantiated rumours, silly jokes and opposition delight in another's failures is what makes an internet forum fun.
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He's concussion prone????
OMG.
What are the swans thinking????Wild speculation, unsubstantiated rumours, silly jokes and opposition delight in another's failures is what makes an internet forum fun.
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You really didn't know? One more concussion and his career comes to a full stop.
Don't hold back, Annie!
I'm not an anti-Tippettist but I'm sure the deal looked a lot better after the fifth bottle of Krug on grand final night.The man who laughs has not yet heard the terrible newsComment
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