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  • jono2707
    Goes up to 11
    • Oct 2007
    • 3326

    #16
    Originally posted by Ludwig
    Ludwig's injury list has:

    Dawson (calf, 1 week)
    Reid (foal, 1 week)
    Derickx (hairdresser, 1 week)
    Rampe (man bun, test)
    Sinclair (acting lessons, 8-10 weeks)
    Add to that:
    Ludwig (spelling, test)

    Top stuff though ????

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    • ugg
      Can you feel it?
      Site Admin
      • Jan 2003
      • 15970

      #17
      Derickx has been busy during his injury lay off. His band kayex has just released their first single "Two Songs"

      Two Songs | KAYEX
      Reserves live updates (Twitter)
      Reserves WIKI -
      Top Goalkickers| Best Votegetters

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      • dejavoodoo44
        Veterans List
        • Apr 2015
        • 8648

        #18
        Originally posted by Ludwig
        Ludwig's injury list has:

        Dawson (calf, 1 week)
        Reid (foal, 1 week)
        Derickx (hairdresser, 1 week)
        Rampe (man bun, test)
        Sinclair (acting lessons, 8-10 weeks)
        Collingwood's list:
        Keefe: Drugs - indefinite.
        Thomas: Drugs - indefinite.
        Swan: Tattoo removal - very, very indefinite.
        Frost: Severe cold - one week.
        Sidebottom: Picasso syndrome - six weeks.
        Adams: Family problems - two weeks.
        Cox: STD - two weeks.-
        Crisp: Brittle bones - eight weeks.
        White: Gawd, does anyone really know!? - season.
        Elliott: Small man syndrome - season.
        Maguire: ADHD - lifetime.

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        • Ludwig
          Veterans List
          • Apr 2007
          • 9359

          #19
          Originally posted by dejavoodoo44
          Collingwood's list:
          Keefe: Drugs - indefinite.
          Thomas: Drugs - indefinite.
          Swan: Tattoo removal - very, very indefinite.
          Frost: Severe cold - one week.
          Sidebottom: Picasso syndrome - six weeks.
          Adams: Family problems - two weeks.
          Cox: STD - two weeks.-
          Crisp: Brittle bones - eight weeks.
          White: Gawd, does anyone really know!? - season.
          Elliott: Small man syndrome - season.
          Maguire: ADHD - lifetime.


          I can retire now!

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          • Meg
            Go Swannies!
            Site Admin
            • Aug 2011
            • 4828

            #20
            Originally posted by dejavoodoo44
            Collingwood's list:
            Keefe: Drugs - indefinite.
            Thomas: Drugs - indefinite.
            Swan: Tattoo removal - very, very indefinite.
            Frost: Severe cold - one week.
            Sidebottom: Picasso syndrome - six weeks.
            Adams: Family problems - two weeks.
            Cox: STD - two weeks.-
            Crisp: Brittle bones - eight weeks.
            White: Gawd, does anyone really know!? - season.
            Elliott: Small man syndrome - season.
            Maguire: ADHD - lifetime.
            Brilliant! That is hilarious.

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            • Nico
              Veterans List
              • Jan 2003
              • 11339

              #21
              So the Dawson mystery has finally been solved. Hey Ludwig, with Richmond's ruck stocks in disarray, do you think that a trade of TD to them is on the cards.
              http://www.nostalgiamusic.co.uk/secu...res/srh806.jpg

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              • dejavoodoo44
                Veterans List
                • Apr 2015
                • 8648

                #22
                Originally posted by Ludwig


                I can retire now!
                Don't you effing dare!

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                • dimelb
                  pr. dim-melb; m not f
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 6889

                  #23
                  Originally posted by dejavoodoo44
                  Collingwood's list:
                  Keefe: Drugs - indefinite.
                  Thomas: Drugs - indefinite.
                  Swan: Tattoo removal - very, very indefinite.
                  Frost: Severe cold - one week.
                  Sidebottom: Picasso syndrome - six weeks.
                  Adams: Family problems - two weeks.
                  Cox: STD - two weeks.-
                  Crisp: Brittle bones - eight weeks.
                  White: Gawd, does anyone really know!? - season.
                  Elliott: Small man syndrome - season.
                  Maguire: ADHD - lifetime.
                  Love it!
                  He reminds him of the guys, close-set, slow, and never rattled, who were play-makers on the team. (John Updike, seeing Josh Kennedy in a crystal ball)

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                  • Nico
                    Veterans List
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 11339

                    #24
                    You have too much spare time on your hands Ludwig.
                    http://www.nostalgiamusic.co.uk/secu...res/srh806.jpg

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                    • Ludwig
                      Veterans List
                      • Apr 2007
                      • 9359

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Nico
                      So the Dawson mystery has finally been solved. Hey Ludwig, with Richmond's ruck stocks in disarray, do you think that a trade of TD to them is on the cards.
                      Richmond don't have enough cap space to afford TD because of big contracts to Chris Yarran and Taylor Hunt. I can smell a big 3 way trade of ruckmen where Derickx goes to Collingwood, Brodie Grundy goes to Richmond and we get Shaun Hampson. It will forever be known as the Great Man Bun - Megangate Trade. Hard to pick a winner here.





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                      • Danzar
                        I'm doing ok right now, thanks
                        • Jun 2006
                        • 2027

                        #26











                        ....or just wow.
                        Captain, I am detecting large quantities of win in this sector

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                        • dejavoodoo44
                          Veterans List
                          • Apr 2015
                          • 8648

                          #27
                          The Hawthorn List:

                          Roughead: Cosmetic surgery - Five weeks.
                          Mitchell: Sociopathy - One week.
                          Gunston: Shaving cuts - One week.
                          Spangher: Available (but the hair needs another two weeks).
                          Brereton: Available.
                          Dunstall: Available.
                          Stevic: Available.
                          McInerney: Available.
                          Schmitt: Available.
                          Hodge: Eligible for parole in August.
                          MacLachlan: Available.

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                          • linko
                            On the Rookie List
                            • Jan 2012
                            • 26

                            #28
                            Excellent

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                            • AnnieH
                              RWOs Black Sheep
                              • Aug 2006
                              • 11332

                              #29
                              Originally posted by Ludwig
                              Ludwig's injury list has:

                              Dawson (calf, 1 week)
                              Reid (foal, 1 week)
                              Derickx (hairdresser, 1 week)
                              Rampe (man bun, test)
                              Sinclair (acting lessons, 8-10 weeks)
                              Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha
                              Gold.
                              Wild speculation, unsubstantiated rumours, silly jokes and opposition delight in another's failures is what makes an internet forum fun.
                              Blessed are the cracked for they are the ones who let in the light.

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