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Derickx has been busy during his injury lay off. His band kayex has just released their first single "Two Songs"
Two Songs | KAYEXComment
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Collingwood's list:
Keefe: Drugs - indefinite.
Thomas: Drugs - indefinite.
Swan: Tattoo removal - very, very indefinite.
Frost: Severe cold - one week.
Sidebottom: Picasso syndrome - six weeks.
Adams: Family problems - two weeks.
Cox: STD - two weeks.-
Crisp: Brittle bones - eight weeks.
White: Gawd, does anyone really know!? - season.
Elliott: Small man syndrome - season.
Maguire: ADHD - lifetime.Comment
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Collingwood's list:
Keefe: Drugs - indefinite.
Thomas: Drugs - indefinite.
Swan: Tattoo removal - very, very indefinite.
Frost: Severe cold - one week.
Sidebottom: Picasso syndrome - six weeks.
Adams: Family problems - two weeks.
Cox: STD - two weeks.-
Crisp: Brittle bones - eight weeks.
White: Gawd, does anyone really know!? - season.
Elliott: Small man syndrome - season.
Maguire: ADHD - lifetime.

I can retire now!Comment
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Brilliant! That is hilarious.Collingwood's list:
Keefe: Drugs - indefinite.
Thomas: Drugs - indefinite.
Swan: Tattoo removal - very, very indefinite.
Frost: Severe cold - one week.
Sidebottom: Picasso syndrome - six weeks.
Adams: Family problems - two weeks.
Cox: STD - two weeks.-
Crisp: Brittle bones - eight weeks.
White: Gawd, does anyone really know!? - season.
Elliott: Small man syndrome - season.
Maguire: ADHD - lifetime.Comment
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So the Dawson mystery has finally been solved. Hey Ludwig, with Richmond's ruck stocks in disarray, do you think that a trade of TD to them is on the cards.Comment
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Love it!Collingwood's list:
Keefe: Drugs - indefinite.
Thomas: Drugs - indefinite.
Swan: Tattoo removal - very, very indefinite.
Frost: Severe cold - one week.
Sidebottom: Picasso syndrome - six weeks.
Adams: Family problems - two weeks.
Cox: STD - two weeks.-
Crisp: Brittle bones - eight weeks.
White: Gawd, does anyone really know!? - season.
Elliott: Small man syndrome - season.
Maguire: ADHD - lifetime.He reminds him of the guys, close-set, slow, and never rattled, who were play-makers on the team. (John Updike, seeing Josh Kennedy in a crystal ball)Comment
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You have too much spare time on your hands Ludwig.Comment
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Richmond don't have enough cap space to afford TD because of big contracts to Chris Yarran and Taylor Hunt. I can smell a big 3 way trade of ruckmen where Derickx goes to Collingwood, Brodie Grundy goes to Richmond and we get Shaun Hampson. It will forever be known as the Great Man Bun - Megangate Trade. Hard to pick a winner here.

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The Hawthorn List:
Roughead: Cosmetic surgery - Five weeks.
Mitchell: Sociopathy - One week.
Gunston: Shaving cuts - One week.
Spangher: Available (but the hair needs another two weeks).
Brereton: Available.
Dunstall: Available.
Stevic: Available.
McInerney: Available.
Schmitt: Available.
Hodge: Eligible for parole in August.
MacLachlan: Available.Comment
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Wild speculation, unsubstantiated rumours, silly jokes and opposition delight in another's failures is what makes an internet forum fun.
Blessed are the cracked for they are the ones who let in the light.Comment






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