Footy lingo - especially for newbies

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  • Nico
    Veterans List
    • Jan 2003
    • 11328

    Ball watcher. One who takes his eye or mind off his opponent, to the point where his opponent gains clear possession under little pressure.
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    • Nico
      Veterans List
      • Jan 2003
      • 11328

      As loose as Granny's teeth. Refers to a lack of defensive skills by a backman made famous by Francis Jackson in the 70's.
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      • bloodspirit
        Clubman
        • Apr 2015
        • 4448

        Nice one Nico. Made me smile when I read it when you posted it in the other thread in chat about Talia. I think dentures are going out of fashion - so maybe this should be updated to great-granny's teeth?
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        • bloodspirit
          Clubman
          • Apr 2015
          • 4448

          Here's a useful glossary: Stats glossary: Every stat explained - AFL.com.au. Just used it check out the exact meaning of 'ground ball get' which is one I have been wondering about.
          All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated, and well supported in logic and argument than others. -Douglas Adams, author (11 Mar 1952-2001)

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          • bloodspirit
            Clubman
            • Apr 2015
            • 4448

            Nico, I was inspired about your reference to "where there's smoke, there's blue cod". So I looked it up. Apparently it's attributed to the Dennis Cometti of horse racing, Bert Bryant (1927-1991) a famous race caller: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bert_Bryant. I suspect you're familiar with him. Among his other famous colourful expressions are:

            • A no-hoper in a race: couldn’t pull the skin off a bread and butter custard.[4]
            • A horse bandaged on all four legs was: carrying enough bandage to start their own field hospital.[5]
            • A racecourse tout had: more tips than a can of asparagus.[5]
            • Good form coming into a race suggested: Where there's smoke, there’s blue cod.[6]
            • An erratic runner was said to be: hanging like granny’s tooth.[1]
            • A bold front runner had: a wing on every foot.[1] or had gone for the doctor.
            • A horse tailed off at the end of a race would: need a lantern to find the way home.[1]
            • A horse racing wide on the home turn was: covering more territory than Burke and Wills or: covered more ground than the early explorers.[1][3]
            • A horse that was racing fiercely was: pulling like a Collins Street dentist.[5]
            • If a longshot got up Bert remarked: You deserve a gold bike if you picked this one.
            • In a busy finish Bert remarked: They came like a swarm of ants... and didn't they march to the line in no mean order.
            All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated, and well supported in logic and argument than others. -Douglas Adams, author (11 Mar 1952-2001)

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