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  • KSAS
    Senior Player
    • Mar 2018
    • 1785

    General footy chat Memorable Footy Headlines

    I posted in the "Past Players" thread a headline after we defeated Collingwood in a night series game in Des Tuddenham's first year as coach, reading "Tuddy Gives Pies Lesson". It got me thinking to start a new thread of memorable footy headlines which has stuck for whatever reason over the years. Thought it might be fun to help pass away time during the off season.
  • bloodspirit
    Clubman
    • Apr 2015
    • 4448

    #2
    Nice idea, KSAS. Except I confess I don't get the example you have provided. And, I'm sorry, nor can I personally think of any others. Possibly Sydney newspapers' sports sub-editors don't put as much effort into their headlines, at least when it comes to AFL.

    I will watch with interest to see what those of you who are the longest time observers of the game come up with. I expect a contribution from you, Nico.
    All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated, and well supported in logic and argument than others. -Douglas Adams, author (11 Mar 1952-2001)

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    • KSAS
      Senior Player
      • Mar 2018
      • 1785

      #3
      Bloodspirit, Des Tuddenham played in the 1960's and 70's mostly for Collingwood before finishing up his player career as Captain-Coach at Essendon. Collingwood's mascot being the Magpies - commonly abbreviated as "the Pies", so Tuddenham (Tuddy) was coaching against his former team that night when we towelled them up by a big margin. Hence the headline. Hope this makes sense.

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      • stevoswan
        Veterans List
        • Sep 2014
        • 8548

        #4
        Originally posted by KSAS
        Bloodspirit, Des Tuddenham played in the 1960's and 70's mostly for Collingwood before finishing up his player career as Captain-Coach at Essendon. Collingwood's mascot being the Magpies - commonly abbreviated as "the Pies", so Tuddenham (Tuddy) was coaching against his former team that night when we towelled them up by a big margin. Hence the headline. Hope this makes sense.
        Yes, it does help to have 'some' historical knowledge of our league..... I love that headline. Potentially great thread.

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        • Jimitron5000
          Warming the Bench
          • Oct 2006
          • 455

          #5
          This isn't related to the Swans, or to Aussie Rules for that matter, but a number of years back when Kevin Keegan was managing Manchester City, he signed David Seaman to replace Peter Schmeichel as goalkicker. Cue the headline: Keegan Fills Schmeichel's gap with Seaman.

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          • Vonsteinman
            Warming the Bench
            • Sep 2008
            • 366

            #6
            In about '05, Port ruckman Dean Brogan got done for striking and was banned for four weeks. For a couple of hours after the verdict an Aussie sports news website ran a headline with a typo: Bogan cops four

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            • Blood Fever
              Veterans List
              • Apr 2007
              • 4043

              #7
              Originally posted by Vonsteinman
              In about '05, Port ruckman Dean Brogan got done for striking and was banned for four weeks. For a couple of hours after the verdict an Aussie sports news website ran a headline with a typo: Bogan cops four
              Got that right

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              • dejavoodoo44
                Veterans List
                • Apr 2015
                • 8578

                #8
                Originally posted by Jimitron5000
                This isn't related to the Swans, or to Aussie Rules for that matter, but a number of years back when Kevin Keegan was managing Manchester City, he signed David Seaman to replace Peter Schmeichel as goalkicker. Cue the headline: Keegan Fills Schmeichel's gap with Seaman.
                Still on soccer, but on a slightly classier note, was the following headline, after Glasgow Celtic suffered a shock cup defeat, at the hands of lower division Caledonian Thistle: Super Cali Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious.

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                • Bloods05
                  Senior Player
                  • Oct 2008
                  • 1641

                  #9
                  Pies Chief Hits Out

                  About a billion times in The Sun News-Pictorial.

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                  • KSAS
                    Senior Player
                    • Mar 2018
                    • 1785

                    #10
                    Originally posted by dejavoodoo44
                    Still on soccer, but on a slightly classier note, was the following headline, after Glasgow Celtic suffered a shock cup defeat, at the hands of lower division Caledonian Thistle: Super Cali Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious.
                    That is brilliant!!!

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                    • KSAS
                      Senior Player
                      • Mar 2018
                      • 1785

                      #11
                      I recall during build up to the 96 GF, The Age in Melbourne ran a headline "North v South". It was referring to us being team north of the Murray and North Melb being the team south of the Murray. Throw back reference to the VFL days when North Melb played South Melb.

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                      • stevoswan
                        Veterans List
                        • Sep 2014
                        • 8548

                        #12
                        Originally posted by dejavoodoo44
                        Still on soccer, but on a slightly classier note, was the following headline, after Glasgow Celtic suffered a shock cup defeat, at the hands of lower division Caledonian Thistle: Super Cali Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious.
                        Rolled gold!!

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                        • jono2707
                          Goes up to 11
                          • Oct 2007
                          • 3326

                          #13
                          I liked the headline on the Swans website a few years ago when we drafted a raw young defender:

                          "Cheer cheer Aliir Aliir".

                          Gold.

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                          • dimelb
                            pr. dim-melb; m not f
                            • Jun 2003
                            • 6889

                            #14
                            I can't recall the British newspaper responsible for this headline, and I can't recall the soccer player involved (I think he was Spanish), and of course I can't remember the name of the soccer fan who started the whole fracas. However, for some reason the headline sticks in my mind.

                            The fan was being obnoxious and the player finally had enough, so he went over to the fan and clocked him. The paper headlined it as: When the sh_it hit the fan!
                            He reminds him of the guys, close-set, slow, and never rattled, who were play-makers on the team. (John Updike, seeing Josh Kennedy in a crystal ball)

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                            • KSAS
                              Senior Player
                              • Mar 2018
                              • 1785

                              #15
                              Originally posted by dimelb
                              I can't recall the British newspaper responsible for this headline, and I can't recall the soccer player involved (I think he was Spanish), and of course I can't remember the name of the soccer fan who started the whole fracas. However, for some reason the headline sticks in my mind.

                              The fan was being obnoxious and the player finally had enough, so he went over to the fan and clocked him. The paper headlined it as: When the sh_it hit the fan!
                              Was this the infamous Eric Cantona of Manchester United doing a Kung Fu kick on a spectator during a EPL game in the mid 90's?

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