Now that Eddie's out of a job, I was thinking of hiring him to play the lead role in the next of my biographical movies on American presidents, called:
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I think there's a strong resemblance between Eddie and Donald in nearly all respects - physical appearance, attitude, self-esteem, self-indulgence, ignorance, and on and on.
We wouldn't need a film director: "Just be yourself, Eddie."
We wouldn't need a script: "Just say whatever comes into you head, Eddie."
And Donald can stop running for President of the United States again. He can just take over for Eddie as President of Collingwood, in a like for like replacement.
I can see the Collingwood job ad now:
Seeking ignorant narcissistic racist for club president. Knowledge and common sense not required.
........ tRUMP
DDDzrqZU0AAYQuV.jpg large.jpg
I think there's a strong resemblance between Eddie and Donald in nearly all respects - physical appearance, attitude, self-esteem, self-indulgence, ignorance, and on and on.
We wouldn't need a film director: "Just be yourself, Eddie."
We wouldn't need a script: "Just say whatever comes into you head, Eddie."
And Donald can stop running for President of the United States again. He can just take over for Eddie as President of Collingwood, in a like for like replacement.
I can see the Collingwood job ad now:
Seeking ignorant narcissistic racist for club president. Knowledge and common sense not required.

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