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  • dejavoodoo44
    Veterans List
    • Apr 2015
    • 8637

    #31
    Originally posted by 707
    Nice Doggies news today, Bailey Smith has had selfie coke pictures circulated on social media this morning. Not the stuff that's in the distinctive shaped bottle either.

    Dogs have put out a press release to say they're looking into the legitimacy of the video. Wonder if some journo will be brave enough to raise it with Bevo at his next post match presser?

    Gotta love anything negative about the Fairypups
    Questions to ask at the next press conference.

    "Just on Bailey Smith, Bevo: what's more worthy of punishment; the white powder or the mullet?"

    "Having watched many of your games, Cody Weightman often falls over for no apparent reason: is he on the gear, too?"

    "You spend a lot of time with both of them, so, Smith or Weightman, who's the bigger dickhead?"

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    And something that I'm actually wondering about. If it is found to be cocaine, is cocaine considered to be performance enhancing?

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    • longmile
      Crumber
      • Apr 2011
      • 3366

      #32
      Originally posted by dejavoodoo44

      And something that I'm actually wondering about. If it is found to be cocaine, is cocaine considered to be performance enhancing?
      I often wondered at the height of the Eagles meth saga, if meth was a performance enhancer or detractor

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      • dejavoodoo44
        Veterans List
        • Apr 2015
        • 8637

        #33
        Originally posted by longmile
        I often wondered at the height of the Eagles meth saga, if meth was a performance enhancer or detractor
        I suspect it depends on when you take it, the dosage and what you do after taking it? And being illicit, what you're actually taking.

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        • Markwebbos
          Veterans List
          • Jul 2016
          • 7186

          #34
          Hawks leading Freo

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          • Sandridge
            Outer wing, Lake Oval
            • Apr 2010
            • 2078

            #35
            Originally posted by 707
            Nice Doggies news today, Bailey Smith has had selfie coke pictures circulated on social media this morning. Not the stuff that's in the distinctive shaped bottle either.

            Dogs have put out a press release to say they're looking into the legitimacy of the video. Wonder if some journo will be brave enough to raise it with Bevo at his next post match presser?

            Gotta love anything negative about the Fairypups
            Smith has admitted to the drug use.

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            • i'm-uninformed2
              Reefer Madness
              • Oct 2003
              • 4653

              #36
              As much as it is tempting given he's a Bulldog, I find it hard to rip into a bloke for doing a bit of blow in the off season. I mean, if you didn't do that when you were 21 you weren't living.

              Mind you, Deja's approach to that lunatic Bevo's next press conference is the right one. I'd even support resurrecting Tom Morris for the job.
              'Delicious' is a fun word to say

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              • dejavoodoo44
                Veterans List
                • Apr 2015
                • 8637

                #37
                Originally posted by i'm-uninformed2
                As much as it is tempting given he's a Bulldog, I find it hard to rip into a bloke for doing a bit of blow in the off season. I mean, if you didn't do that when you were 21 you weren't living.

                Mind you, Deja's approach to that lunatic Bevo's next press conference is the right one. I'd even support resurrecting Tom Morris for the job.
                Tom Morris incognito with a Bevo style moustache.

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                • KTigers
                  Senior Player
                  • Apr 2012
                  • 2499

                  #38
                  The Freo-Hawks game is pretty good to watch right now (third qtr)...

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                  • Mel_C
                    Veterans List
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 4470

                    #39
                    How dumb are these players that they take photos or film themselves taking drugs?? The incident was from December so I wonder who leaked it after all this time.

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                    • KTigers
                      Senior Player
                      • Apr 2012
                      • 2499

                      #40
                      Originally posted by Mel_C
                      How dumb are these players that they take photos or film themselves taking drugs?? The incident was from December so I wonder who leaked it after all this time.
                      Well, they are out of it I suppose... not all the parts upstairs are functioning in the usual way, which is part of the appeal of drugs
                      in the first place.

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                      • The Big Cat
                        On the veteran's list
                        • Apr 2006
                        • 2356

                        #41
                        Originally posted by i'm-uninformed2
                        As much as it is tempting given he's a Bulldog, I find it hard to rip into a bloke for doing a bit of blow in the off season. I mean, if you didn't do that when you were 21 you weren't living.
                        A ridiculous comment. Defending a DH by claiming everyone has done the same thing.

                        Absolute rubbish. I’ve never done drugs and there are millions like me.
                        Those who have the greatest power to hurt us are those we love.

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                        • KTigers
                          Senior Player
                          • Apr 2012
                          • 2499

                          #42
                          Nothing will come of it. The club will hand Smith an A4 sheet to memorize. It will contain phrases like "I've let myself, my teammates, the club
                          and its supporters down" and "this is not who I really am, I made a bad decision and I will learn from it and become a better person going
                          forward". All the clubs have these sheets on the document server function on the office printer. Smith may miss a game or two and the
                          club ''will get around him and support him through this difficult time".

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                          • dejavoodoo44
                            Veterans List
                            • Apr 2015
                            • 8637

                            #43
                            Originally posted by Mel_C
                            How dumb are these players that they take photos or film themselves taking drugs?? The incident was from December so I wonder who leaked it after all this time.
                            Could be anyone. Has he broken up with someone recently? Neglected to pay his dealer? Blazed away from 50, when Cody was free in the goal square?

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                            Originally posted by KTigers
                            Well, they are out of it I suppose... not all the parts upstairs are functioning in the usual way, which is part of the appeal of drugs
                            in the first place.
                            "Yep. If anyone gets aggro about me putting it on my Instagram page, I'll just say it's baking powder. Genius!"

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                            • Goal Sneak
                              Out of Bounds on the Full
                              • Jun 2006
                              • 653

                              #44
                              Originally posted by KTigers
                              Nothing will come of it. The club will hand Smith an A4 sheet to memorize. It will contain phrases like "I've let myself, my teammates, the club
                              and its supporters down" and "this is not who I really am, I made a bad decision and I will learn from it and become a better person going
                              forward". All the clubs have these sheets on the document server function on the office printer. Smith may miss a game or two and the
                              club ''will get around him and support him through this difficult time".
                              Followed up in 6 months with the standard redemption story showing how he's matured and learned so much from his errors of judgement.

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                              • 707
                                Veterans List
                                • Aug 2009
                                • 6204

                                #45
                                Originally posted by Mel_C
                                How dumb are these players that they take photos or film themselves taking drugs?? The incident was from December so I wonder who leaked it after all this time.
                                A spurned girlie I'd reckon

                                How good was the QC written sanitised Smith press release complete with a flagging of mental health problems from the GF rogering? All designed to get as few weeks suspension as possible. Stand by for Fairypups discounted pathetic penalty.

                                Maybe the AFL should apologise to Smith for putting him through such trauma!
                                Last edited by 707; 11 June 2022, 11:00 PM.

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