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How to be the collingwood office player
1. Throw a ball in the air, tell your mate in the office to mark it and you just stand and watch him. Do this 20 times, make sure you watch all 20 marks. Once completed you've now become Jason Cloke.
2. Grab a biscuit from the office's tea room, as you walk back to your desk slip over and drop the biscuit. Have your work mate pick up the biscuit eat it, throw the crumbs at you and then tell you how good it was. Once completed you've become Rhyce Shaw (strong preference that a work mate by the name of Jonathon Brown eats the biscuit).
3. Go see your supervisor, tell him that you're upset other people have gotten a promotion. When he says bad luck, cry on his shoulder. Do this twice, once completed you've now become Paul Licuria.
4. Walk around the office, and scrounge through everyone's drawers.
Gather all useless stationary. Pick up 30 to 35 useless items/possessions. Once completed you've become Nathan Buckley.
5. Walk past your boss raise the elbow and smack him in the jaw. Once completed you'll be given two weeks notice, lost your job ... and you've become Anthony Rocca.
6. Have your President consistently complain about another company which has a competitive advantage of tariff relief. Do this 1000 times and you are now Eddie McGuire.
1. Throw a ball in the air, tell your mate in the office to mark it and you just stand and watch him. Do this 20 times, make sure you watch all 20 marks. Once completed you've now become Jason Cloke.
2. Grab a biscuit from the office's tea room, as you walk back to your desk slip over and drop the biscuit. Have your work mate pick up the biscuit eat it, throw the crumbs at you and then tell you how good it was. Once completed you've become Rhyce Shaw (strong preference that a work mate by the name of Jonathon Brown eats the biscuit).
3. Go see your supervisor, tell him that you're upset other people have gotten a promotion. When he says bad luck, cry on his shoulder. Do this twice, once completed you've now become Paul Licuria.
4. Walk around the office, and scrounge through everyone's drawers.
Gather all useless stationary. Pick up 30 to 35 useless items/possessions. Once completed you've become Nathan Buckley.
5. Walk past your boss raise the elbow and smack him in the jaw. Once completed you'll be given two weeks notice, lost your job ... and you've become Anthony Rocca.
6. Have your President consistently complain about another company which has a competitive advantage of tariff relief. Do this 1000 times and you are now Eddie McGuire.
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