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  • Thunder Shaker
    Aut vincere aut mori
    • Apr 2004
    • 4226

    Favourite umpires

    We've all got umpires that we hate, but now's the time to think about our favourite umpires.

    Here's mine.

    * Peter Cameron - A great umpire. He wasn't afraid to sledge the players during a game, and he would often tell players if they were "hot".

    * Peter Carey - for THAT mark.

    * The goal umpire with the luxuriant moustache that gave us the winning point in the 1996 preliminary final.
    "Unbelievable!" -- Nick Davis leaves his mark on the 2005 semi final
  • cruiser
    What the frack!
    • Jul 2004
    • 6114

    #2
    Re: Favourite umpires

    Originally posted by Thunder Shaker
    * The goal umpire with the luxuriant moustache that gave us the winning point in the 1996 preliminary final.
    I really had the hots for him.
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    • sydfan83
      Senior Player
      • Jan 2003
      • 2929

      #3
      Just think if it had been Goldspink umpiring that prelim final he would have tried to make out that the ball was touched off the boot!

      (Or does his hatred of the Swans not go back that far?)

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      • ROK Lobster
        RWO Life Member
        • Aug 2004
        • 8658

        #4
        Originally posted by sydfan83
        Just think if it had been Goldspink umpiring that prelim final he would have tried to make out that the ball was touched off the boot!
        And the difference would have been...?

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        • BonBon
          BMT2144
          • Jul 2004
          • 2190

          #5
          My favourite umpires:

          Corin Rowe and Simon Meredith.
          Vicky Pollard: Oh my god I so can't believe you just said that this is like the time I threw Anita's nokia in the canal as a joke and she's like you have well got to buy me another one and I'm like get over it and then Paul came over who's adopted anyway and started saying that I fancy Mark Bennett but oh my god just because I have sex with someone doesn't mean I fancy them.

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          • sydfan83
            Senior Player
            • Jan 2003
            • 2929

            #6
            Originally posted by ROK Lobster
            And the difference would have been...?
            Whoops - my bad. My point was that Goldspink with his hatred of the Swans would have found a way to take it off us somehow - guess I was being too clever for my own good!

            Btw Goldspink actually DID umpire in the 1996 preliminary final!

            Link: http://afl.com.au/default.asp?pg=fin...ticleid=127851

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            • Matt79
              Bring it on!
              • Sep 2004
              • 3143

              #7
              Matthew James always seems to do a fair job.
              Swannies for life!

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              • giant
                Veterans List
                • Mar 2005
                • 4731

                #8
                Asking for your favourite umpire is like asking who is your favourite despot

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                • NMWBloods
                  Taking Refuge!!
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 15819

                  #9
                  Originally posted by giant
                  Asking for your favourite umpire is like asking who is your favourite despot
                  I was actually thinking favourite tropical disease, but I like your style...
                  Captain Logic is not steering this tugboat.

                  "[T]here are things that matter more and he's reading and thinking about them: heaven, reincarnation. Life and death are the only things that are truly a matter of life and death. Not football."

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