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Jared Crouch schemes of ways to cause mystery off-feild injury to Adam Yze and thus steal long playing record from him. Then rings Roosy to see if he can wash his car for him - for the 6th time this week.
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Paul Kelly: turns in his grave after another ugly loss, then realises he's not dead. It's just the numbing feeling of watching the Swans play.Captain Logic is not steering this tugboat.
"[T]here are things that matter more and he's reading and thinking about them: heaven, reincarnation. Life and death are the only things that are truly a matter of life and death. Not football."Comment
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Ron Barassi: Tells Richard Colless over the phone that he's not moving back to Sydney again to coach.Occupational hazards:
- animal psychic Amanda de WarrenI don't eat animals since discovering this ability. I used to. But one day the lamb I was eating came through to me and ever since then I haven't been able to eat meat.Comment
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Ross Lyon: Loses another chess match... baffled why shuffling his rooks from side to side is not a match winning move. Resolves to shuffle knights in a circle next time.Captain Logic is not steering this tugboat.
"[T]here are things that matter more and he's reading and thinking about them: heaven, reincarnation. Life and death are the only things that are truly a matter of life and death. Not football."Comment
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Tony Lockett: Is at Dapto Dogs when he recieves a phone call from Paul Roos asking him if he would be at all interested in being the forwards coach.Occupational hazards:
- animal psychic Amanda de WarrenI don't eat animals since discovering this ability. I used to. But one day the lamb I was eating came through to me and ever since then I haven't been able to eat meat.Comment
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He says yes but only if Roos swaps the HF line for Snowball and Santa's Little Helpers I and II.Originally posted by cruiser
Tony Lockett: Is at Dapto Dogs when he recieves a phone call from Paul Roos asking him if he would be at all interested in being the forwards coach.Comment
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Heath James. Dialing the number for the 'Name a Game' DVD people. Wonders how many other 7 year players can get their entire career for under $150.Comment
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Spriggs: considers going to Russia to have his shin bones lengthened, also hopes to marry 6 ft 2 russian bride so she can wear a hankercheif to the next awards ceremony and out-breast Chriss Judds date.
Chris Judd: Sleeps peacefully; has the babe, has the skills, premiership and 2nd Brownlow in sight. (DAMN HIM)I'm Flyin' High...Comment
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Longmire: Organises goal kicking practice for all forwards but only one player turns up. Everyone else is at Lyon's stoppages practice instead.Occupational hazards:
- animal psychic Amanda de WarrenI don't eat animals since discovering this ability. I used to. But one day the lamb I was eating came through to me and ever since then I haven't been able to eat meat.Comment
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Sold.Originally posted by giant
He says yes but only if Roos swaps the HF line for Snowball and Santa's Little Helpers I and II.Insert Your Life [HERE]Comment
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Brett Kirk: roams the house in a never ending battle picking up nappies and wonders why with all this effort he never seems to make a dent. Keeps going anyway."Fortunately, this is the internet, so knowing nothing is no obstacle to having an opinion!." Beerman 18-07-2017Comment
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Goldstink: Tells Hird over lunch not to worry about missing the game against Sydney this week because, as far as he knows, he's umpiring it.Occupational hazards:
- animal psychic Amanda de WarrenI don't eat animals since discovering this ability. I used to. But one day the lamb I was eating came through to me and ever since then I haven't been able to eat meat.Comment
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Demetriou: Arrives back from frontal labotamy, stares at his brain now sitting in a jar on his executive's desk. Decides its a great time to make a press statement - bags out the Swans and criticizes them for giving AFL a bad name in Sydney. The brain soaks in alcohol and wonders how criticizing the swans publicly, and pointing out ****ty play to the public will help the opinion of the AFL in sydney.I'm Flyin' High...Comment
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Takes Dempster's phone with him.Originally posted by satchmopugdog
Malkeski goes to England to practise waiting in a queue.In memory of my little Staffy - Dicey, 17.06.2005 to 1.12.2011- I'll miss you mate.Comment
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Hall ? decides this new age snag stuff just isn?t winning any games. Back to boxing to get the agro back. Who cares about a suspension if they get a win ?
Davis ? contemplates returning to Collingwood
McVeigh ? Knows he needs to bulk up so will have a protein shake on the hour, every hour. Also decides to lunch with Nicky D. After his appointment with Greg Matthews.
O?Keefe ? Quick trip to Bali. His goal is now achieved ? his hair is long enough so he can now get braids.
Kennelly ? does part time elocution lessons
Bolton (J) ? Goes on extreme makeover. Thinks if he?s not the pretty boy he won?t be picked on as much.
Nicks ? Swaps to Ashley and Martin. Advanced hair is becoming too popular.
Magic ? decides to hurt his other knee. Preferred to watch them lose from the sidelines.He who laughs last thinks slowestComment
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