What they are doing right now...

[Sanecow]

Originally posted by NMWBloods
Colless: pores over maps spread out in his bunker, and continues to direct non-existant armies into action, exclaims that victory is within our grasp, it's us against them, and non-believers will be punished.

Have you seen "Downfall"?!?

[BAM_BAM]

Paul Williams is heard to have been singing the Split Endz classic six months in a leaky boat while under going rehab.

[ROK Lobster]

Telstra Stadium Management: loooking at this

West Coast Eagles 24
Kangaroos 20
St Kilda 16
Adelaide 16
Geelong 16
Melbourne 16
Richmond 16
Fremantle 12
Carlton 10
Western Bulldogs 8
Brisbane Lions 8
Sydney Swans 8
Essendon 8
Port Adelaide 6
Hawthorn 4
Collingwood 4

and wondering if the Victorians have a different understanding of the word 'blockbuster'.

[NMWBloods]

Originally posted by Sanecow
Have you seen "Downfall"?!?

Going this week with my German mother-in-law!

[satchmopugdog]

Jason Ball is sitting at home looking at his 1994 Premiership medal saying"What's all the fuss about?"

[barry]

Jared Crouch having breakfast, buttering his toast, and for one brief moment couldnt tell where the butter ended, and he started.

[Nico]

Paul Bevan in the lounge at home practising. Lies on his stomach watching TV with a footy underneath.

Roos Lyon goes to the bathroom for the 10th time to admire his very large head that contains that as yet untapped grey matter about all things midfield. Looks in the mirror and says "is there anyone home". Does not get a reply.

Ben Mathews seen at the local supermarket practicing his holding technique on little old ladies. Store manager reports he could not keep up with them.

Ben seen again on the Sydney Harbour Bridge middle lanes at night practicing the old "rabbit in the headlights" look. My informant swears he saw Leo lurking there also.

Schneider and Buchanan seen roller skating at Darling Harbour but having real trouble standing up. Problem was they were not wearing roller skates.

Paul Roos concedes it is all too hard and annoints Troy Luff as coach.

[Nico]

It's pay day at the office?????

And they all turned up.

[RogueSwan]

Roosy is sitting at home furiously taking notes from RWO wondering why didn't I think of that before.

[Guzzitza]

Classic Indeed

Indeed a Classic, to which I can lay claim... heh


But i spose we can now add:

Every Player:
After spending 3 weeks buying various different DVDs, finally find the right version with the 3 commentaries, sit down, Berocca in one hand , and beer in the other (hey.. its the off-season.. why stop the partying now?), watch the DVD over and over while rubbing the premiership medal and trying to pin-point that one thing you did that "changed the whole tide of the game" and won it for us.
Go to sleep each night to Queen blasting - "WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS... NO TIME FOR WEAGLES" ( aka the Sydney Swans Premiership Celebration Radio Edit)