I had to call my mate who is getting married on Saturday to let him know I wouldn't be able to attend. As everyone is saying, unless you're a die-hard fan, you have no idea what it all means.
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Originally posted by punter257
who gets married on GF day?????
I'm on the Chandwagon!!!
If you cannot compete for the premiership, it's better to be young and exciting than middle-aged and dowdy.
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Originally posted by Mike_B
I had to call my mate who is getting married on Saturday to let him know I wouldn't be able to attend. As everyone is saying, unless you're a die-hard fan, you have no idea what it all means.
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A true Aussie loves his footy.
A man had great tickets for the AFL Grand Final.
As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in
the seat next to him.
"No", he says. "The seat is empty".
This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a
seat like this for the Grand Final, the biggest sporting event in
Victoria, and not use it?"
He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed
to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Grand Final we
haven't been to together since we got married."
"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the
seat?"
The man shakes his head. "No. They're all at the funeral."
Swannies for life!Comment
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Originally posted by punter257
who gets married on GF day?????
i reckon i would pass up an afternoon alone with jessica simpson to see us in the last saturday in september
you could see her at half time, its longer in the grand final isnt it?Theres not much left to sayComment
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Originally posted by Matt79
Now this joke is more relevant that ever!!
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A true Aussie loves his footy.
A man had great tickets for the AFL Grand Final.
As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in
the seat next to him.
"No", he says. "The seat is empty".
This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a
seat like this for the Grand Final, the biggest sporting event in
Victoria, and not use it?"
He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed
to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Grand Final we
haven't been to together since we got married."
"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the
seat?"
The man shakes his head. "No. They're all at the funeral."
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Originally posted by punter257
who gets married on GF day?????
i reckon i would pass up an afternoon alone with jessica simpson to see us in the last saturday in septemberWe hate Anthony Rocca
We hate Shannon Grant too
We hate scumbag Gaspar
But Leo WE LOVE YOU!Comment
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Originally posted by punter257
who gets married on GF day?????Captain Logic is not steering this tugboat.
"[T]here are things that matter more and he's reading and thinking about them: heaven, reincarnation. Life and death are the only things that are truly a matter of life and death. Not football."Comment
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