Cheer Squad?

[Rizzo]

Originally posted by Matt79
To the tune of "Click goes the shears"

Ping goes the hamstring, ping, ping, ping
Dive all the time, one's bound to give in
lloyd looks around and pleads with the umps
You ain't getting a kick Lloyd you big, girlie frump.

They song would work in a round, so sung by different sections of the crowd at different times it could work really well.

Unfortunately my voice just makes it through a game as it is.

[ROK Lobster]

Originally posted by Rizzo
They song would work in a round, so sung by different sections of the crowd at different times it could work really well.

Unfortunately my voice just makes it through a game as it is.

Kick, kick, kick the ball,
Merrily down the wing,
We don't come to watch the game,
We just like to sing!

[Rizzo]

Originally posted by erkoswan

Or (not sure what tune is - hard to hum on a forum):
He's big! He's Red!
He's got a baldy head!
Bazzah Hall! Bazzah Hall!

Works with the Itchy and Scratchy Theme Song but you need the another (the last) line.

[JF_Bay22_SCG]

I'll list a few of the ones we regularly sing in the Cheer Squad (until we have somebody complaining *UGH)

"We have Carlton & Richmond
We have Collingwood too
We hate scumbag North Melbourne
but Sydney we love you

We love you Sydney
We do
We love you Sydney
We do
We love you Sydney
we do
Oh Sydney, we love you!"

"Hi ho, hi ho, to **(insert team name or oval)** we'll go,
with razor blades & hand granades
hi ho"

"Haaaaal-oh Haaaaaaaall-oh
We are the Sydney boys
Haaaaaal-oh Haaaaaaall-oh
You'll know us by our noise
Up to our necks in Collingwood blood
surrender or you'll die
'caus we are the famous Sydney boys"

"Eye-dee-eye-dee eye-dee oh
at the football, here we go
we are AFL Premiers,
this is what we sing
We are Sydney, super Sydney
We are football kings!"

"Super, super Lew
Super, super Lew
Super, Super Lew
Lewis Roberts-Thompson"

"Come on you Reds/Bloods/Swans" (depends of whether David Votopaul & Cheersquad Steve are with us)

"And it's Syyyyyyyydney, Sydddddney Swans AFC
We're by far the greatest team..... the world has ever seen!"

"Leeee-oooooooohh
Leeee-oooooooohh"

"Oh Barry Barry
Barry Barry, Barry Barry
Barry Hall"

"Sydney tie I die,
I'm Sydney till I die
I know I am, I'm sure I am
I'm Sydney till I die!"

"Stand up if you love the Swans" ("Go West" theme)

"There's only only Paul Chambers
Oooooone Paul Chamber
With his great palm rucking
And his overall skills
Chambers'll make the difference, yes he will"

"Paul Chambers, whooooh
Paul Chambers, whoooh
He's come up from Geelong
The man can do no wrong!"

"He has got FIVE possessions in four games
He's got 5 possessions in 4 games
He's got 5 possessions in 5 games
'caus Chambers is just the best there is"

"Poss Spice is a slapper
& she gets touchy feely
When she's shagging Beckham,
she thinks of Tadgh Kennelly"

"If you all support Sydney
clap your hands
If you all support Sydney
clap your hands
If you all support Sydney, all support Sydney,all support Sydney
clap your hands


"Carlton Carlton,
vaffanculo!"

"See the Bombers @@@@ up, up
& lose another big game
6 goals up with 20 to go
10 minutes later it's "Oh no no no"

See the Bombers @@@@ up
the other team has a chance
'caus when you're down by ten,
you must play Ess-er-don
'caus the Bombers @@@@ up"

Join in the chorus
and sing it one and all
Join in the chorus
North Melbourne has no balls"

The best sings & ditties are the off-the-cuff stuff like "What's it like to milk a cow" & "You know you're just April Premiers, just April Premiers" & "NAB Cup, wank wank wank" at the station after the match on Saturday at these 'remonstrating' Cats fans.

JF

[Agent 86]

Originally posted by ROK Lobster
To the tune of C'mon Aussie etc.

Love it.

[Rizzo]

Originally posted by ROK Lobster
Kick, kick, kick the ball,
Merrily down the wing,
We don't come to watch the game,
We just like to sing!

You have a real talent for this, do you work in advertising or marketing? ;-)

[katie-scarlett]

Originally posted by Rizzo
Works with the Itchy and Scratchy Theme Song but you need the another (the last) line.

+ The big bad barry hall shoooow.

ugh that sounds tacky actually haha

[ROK Lobster]

Originally posted by Rizzo
You have a real talent for this, do you work in advertising or marketing? ;-)

You all know the tune...

I like Tadhg Kennelly,
Tadhg Kennelly for me,
I like when he runs it, I like when he scores,
I like when he pulls down Lewis' drawers...
I like Tadhg Kennelly,
And please, remember, "H" "G".

[Provost]

If we drop a few more games I'll start singing this,

To the tune of Fields of Athenry;

Low fly the Swans of days go by, where once we watched the Swans fly on high.
Our game is in the bin "SWANIES", we had dreams and songs to sing "SYD-E-NEY", it's so lonely as the Swans fly on by.

Just kidding.

[swannieserin]

Originally posted by ROK Lobster
You all know the tune...

I like Tadhg Kennelly,
Tadhg Kennelly for me,
I like when he runs it, I like when he scores,
I like when he pulls down Lewis' drawers...
I like Tadhg Kennelly,
And please, remember, "H" "G".

Best song so far!

[ROK Lobster]

We're happy little swannie-mites
as red as white can be,
we all believe the Swannies might
go back to back you see
the fans all love to come along
and give the boys a cheer -
because we love our red and whites
and we all believe the Swannies might
go back to back this year!

[swansrock4eva]

Originally posted by ROK Lobster
You all know the tune...

I like Tadhg Kennelly,
Tadhg Kennelly for me,
I like when he runs it, I like when he scores,
I like when he pulls down Lewis' drawers...
I like Tadhg Kennelly,
And please, remember, "H" "G".

Thumbs up on that one!

[bec1984bec]

Hmm ..

None of you are going to like this, but I really don't care. I'm entitled to my opinion.

The Sydney based Cheer Squad is pathetic.

I went to the game against Geelong and I could see the Cat supporters but I had trouble even seeing the Swans cheer Squad, let alone hear any chants, songs or anything of that type.

Even on the television it looks pathetic.

And you know why? Because there's to many cheifs in there and not enough indians. Everyone wants to be the boss. And who really wants to sit with a bunch of people that bitch and bicker about something different every week, rather than going to support their team.

Anyway, I've had my say. My son cheers louder than your squad. The CS has been the same way for years. It'll never change.

[ROK Lobster]

Re: Hmm ..

Originally posted by bec1984bec
And you know why? Because there's to many cheifs in there and not enough indians.

You don't think a sitar would detract from the drum?

[robbieando]

Re: Hmm ..

Originally posted by bec1984bec
Everyone wants to be the boss. And who really wants to sit with a bunch of people that bitch and bicker about something different every week, rather than going to support their team.

You know that for a fact do you or are you another gutless keyboard sniper with an axe to grind with certain members of the Sydney based Cheer Squad??? Unless your willing to put your name to your claims and then back then back them up with some fact then STFU and get on with the business of supporting the the team which you claim you do better than us.

Go on I dare you.

It'll never change.

Things never change because people like you are more than happy to snipe from the distince and ruin any hope of the CS of growing any bigger than it already is.