Injury List After Round 22

[Jeffers1984]

PLAYER INJURY STATUS
Matthew Davis Hip Test
Ryan Brabazon Wrist Season
Jarred Moore Thumb Season
Paul Williams Shoulder Season


Jared Crouch's absence from the injury list comes due to Jared exercising his right not to discuss, or expand upon, his injury.

[Bas]

Re: Injury List After Round 22

Originally posted by Jeffers1984
PLAYER INJURY STATUS
Jared Crouch's absence from the injury list comes due to Jared exercising his right not to discuss, or expand upon, his injury.

In the last 10 years, I can't remember so much mystery surrounding a player's injury.

I heard that he didn't want it mentioned so that other players don't exploit him in future.

Perhaps his injury may be life threatening and that is why it's not being discussed. It's the only reason I can imagine.

I hope it sorts itself out quickly with a positive outcome.

I'd say Smokey will be going back to smokeyville.

[swans song]

Brabazon played last Sat week with broken hand.
Operated on today wait for him to return.
Tough as nails

[liz]

Roos stated on WLF this evening that Crouch won't play again this year.

[SimonH]

Re: Re: Injury List After Round 22

Originally posted by Bas
I heard that he didn't want it mentioned so that other players don't exploit him in future.

True. There have been a lot of rumours that other players are going to force Crouchie into the sex slavery trade; or at best offer him a WorkChoices contract of $4.50 an hour to work in a juice bar.

[Industrial Fan]

Re: Re: Re: Injury List After Round 22

Originally posted by SimonH
True. There have been a lot of rumours that other players are going to force Crouchie into the sex slavery trade; or at best offer him a WorkChoices contract of $4.50 an hour to work in a juice bar.

haha!

that is the funniest post I have read in my time here (including my own...)

crouch - appearing soon at a spotlight near you...

[goswannie14]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Injury List After Round 22

Originally posted by Marry me Goodes
that is the funniest post I have read in my time here (including my own...)

I thought I read all of your posts, where was the funny one?

[swantastic]

Re: Re: Injury List After Round 22

Originally posted by Bas
Perhaps his injury may be life threatening and that is why it's not being discussed. It's the only reason I can imagine.

It looked like he was losing his hair.

[Layby]

Re: Re: Re: Injury List After Round 22

Originally posted by swantastic
It looked like he was losing his hair.

I dont think male patent baldness is life threatening ?

[SimonH]

Originally posted by Layby
I dont think male patent baldness is life threatening ?

Things I have learnt from frequenting football forums:

1. The proportion of people who know common sayings by ear, but have no idea how they're written, is quite amazing. It's "male pattern baldness"; although some connection between registering a patent and follicle failure shouldn't be ruled out, I suppose.
2. Um...

[swantastic]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Injury List After Round 22

Originally posted by Layby
I dont think male patent baldness is life threatening ?

It looked like he was losing his hair.

I ment it in the cemo side of it.

[Layby]

Originally posted by SimonH
Things I have learnt from frequenting football forums:

1. The proportion of people who know common sayings by ear, but have no idea how they're written, is quite amazing. It's "male pattern baldness"; although some connection between registering a patent and follicle failure shouldn't be ruled out, I suppose.
2. Um...

My bad, i hope you can recover from the incident soon

[ROK Lobster]

Originally posted by SimonH
Things I have learnt from frequenting football forums:

1. The proportion of people who know common sayings by ear, but have no idea how they're written, is quite amazing. It's "male pattern baldness"; although some connection between registering a patent and follicle failure shouldn't be ruled out, I suppose.
2. Um...

Noone's perfect - looser. Have you ever gotten anythink wrong?

[SimonH]

Originally posted by ROK Lobster
Noone's perfect - looser. Have you ever gotten anythink wrong?

Nut. Nuffink. My mumma tort me better an that.

[Lynch Beast]

http://www.realfooty.theage.com.au/realfooty/articles/2006/09/07/1157222264630.html

Crouch's tough year

September 8, 2006


SYDNEY Midfielder Jared Crouch has revealed how he played during the season with a broken collarbone, a chronic ankle injury, and lower-back and hamstring problems. The 28-year-old has been criticised for choosing not to divulge his injuries, but he did not want opponents to exploit his physical weaknesses. Crouch, who received the ankle injury in last year's grand final, had surgery to insert a pin into the joint on Wednesday night. After recuperation the pin will be removed, and it is expected he will be ready for the 2007 pre-season. He explained yesterday that he had thought the ankle injury was a sprain, but five weeks before the start of the season the ankle froze up, and it was discovered he had torn a tendon.