Daniel Kerr arrested

[ScottH]

It's OK, he said sorry.

[laughingnome]

Originally posted by Bloody Hell
Kerr fined over assault

Well, if he's girlfriend was in hospital...I guess it's OK.

Not really. Why was he maggotted, out-of-his-head drunk when he tried to go to the hospital? Nothing wrong with a few drinks but either they put something in the beer over there or Kerr likes the lolly sauce a bit too much.

[goswannie14]

Originally posted by Bloody Hell
Kerr fined over assault

Well, if he's girlfriend was in hospital...I guess it's OK.

Is she the only one who can control his drinking?

[giant]

Originally posted by goswannie14
Is she the only one who can control his drinking?

I think she may be Ben Cousins' sister, so she's unlikely to be inexperienced with dealing with alcoholics.

[Industrial Fan]

This is a fair record for a 23 year old:

At age 23, Kerr has 127 senior games, one criminal conviction for disorderly conduct, one for assault occasioning bodily harm and two more counts of assault pending from a fight last month at a private party. He plans to plead not guilty to both outstanding counts. The maximum penalty is two years.

I didnt realise he had forged a script for valium either. No chance he will get dropped from the team.

The dirty sackpuncher deserves what he gets.

[Industrial Fan]

Originally posted by Layby
Hang the bugger, drunk and breaking an aerial !!!!!

That has the distinct aroma of a double standard....

Luckily for Kerr he's not in the aussie cricket team.

[goswannie14]

Originally posted by Layby
Hang the bugger, drunk and breaking an aerial !!!!!

You forgot the assault charges.

[Guzzitza]

and Wrosfold as well... FFS

What the hell is this crap..???

"He has to learn what he can and what he can't do. And if he can't have a few drinks and control his emotions then he shouldn't drink. There is no doubt he gets targeted more than anyone when he is out and about, so he now has to make a decision, 'Do I keep putting myself in those positions - what's my priorities?" - Worsfold
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HE IS NOT TARGETED BY ANYONE OR ANYTHING IF HE IS THE ONE MAKING THE INDISCRETIONS YOU KNOB!!!

How is it, that he jumps on the boot of a passing taxi, rips off its aerial, and hits the driver in the face with it - can be considered that Kerr is "targeted more than anyone" ....BULL@@@@

[Sanecow]

Look at what he wore to court; what a knob.

"He wasn't out that late" [Worsfold said]

Oh well, that makes all the difference.

[hammo]

What a joke. With all those prior convictions I'm surprised the magistrate didn't lock him up for a few weeks. Then again, he probably had the same Eagles' supporting judge as Ben Cousins

I am looking forward to getting stuck into the grub on March 31.

[swan_song]

I think he's a vile, disgusting person, along with Cousins and Gardiner and I hope like hell that the West Coast Jailbirds give him the same treatment as Gardiner. Having said that, what about convincing him to move east and us picking him up in this years draft! I think we could get him cheap, say for 22 slabs of VB, a dozen bottles of Jack and maybe a few nancy cans of Jim and Coke.

[573v30]

Originally posted by hammo
What a joke. With all those prior convictions I'm surprised the magistrate didn't lock him up for a few weeks. Then again, he probably had the same Eagles' supporting judge as Ben Cousins

I am looking forward to getting stuck into the grub on March 31.

If you're an Eagles player and get in trouble in or near the City, chances are the magistrates or judges are Eagles supporters and look up to them as "heroes."

As for Round 1 goes, does anyone know if police sirens are allowed in the stadium?

[cookie2]

I was getting stuck into em on Sunday night let me tell you! Plenty of calls of 'whack him with an arial boys', 'grab a taxi', etc.

When Glass went down after colliding with his own player, I couldn't resist shouting out, 'call Danny Kerr, he'll grab you a cab and take you to hospital!'

A feeble Wiggle behind me had the gall to say, 'it's only the NAB Cup, half of our team is resting'. To which I responded, 'nah, aren't half of them in the lock up?'

Kerr is Mod edit: Unsubstantiated text removed - glad they're not in my team.

[Ruda Wakening]

Originally posted by cookie2
I was getting stuck into em on Sunday night let me tell you! Plenty of calls of 'whack him with an arial boys', 'grab a taxi', etc.

That's a corker. When i'm out and a woman looks at me the wrong way i like to yell out "@@@@ off bitch or i'll get Jeff Farmer to punch you in the face half a dozen times."

[Danzar]

So, what enterainment (of a sledging kind) cvan we expect from dockerland this year?

I must say the stickers, similarily branded media player (complete with song), GF poll, game, WC sux day etc etc etc were gold.

You've set the bar high and I think we all expect something even better.