Legs akimbo is confused.
A tall and strong player that can run like a gazelle - fastest at club over 3km with super endurance, better field kick than adam goodes and superlative kick at goal.
1. Why was he a rookie not a top-10 draft pick?
2. Why has he been languishing in the Canberra league to build his 'confidence'?
3. Why was he not promoted last year on potential alone?
Liz has mentioned his occassional brain farts, but to my mind, that's a pretty minor issue against his attributes. Something doesn't add up.
Do we need to consult Jason Akermanis on this.
DISCLAIMER- THAT ABOVE IS INTENDED AS A JOKE. IN NO WAY IS LEGS AKIMBO SUGGESTING THAT SYDNEY SWANS PLAYER ED BARLOW (AKA CHEESE) HAS INGESTED, INJECTED OR OTHERWISE USED ANY PERFORMANCE ENHANCING SUBSTANCE SUCH AS EPO, STEROIDS, ICE, RED BULL ETC. THIS POST IS INTENDED FOR LIGHT AMUSEMENT ONLY AND THE AUTHOR TAKES NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY VICARIOUS LIABILITY ASSOCIATED WITH INTENTIONAL OR ACCIDENTAL MISUSE FOR PURPOSES OF INSINUATION OR DEFAMATION. HAVE A NICE DAY.
A tall and strong player that can run like a gazelle - fastest at club over 3km with super endurance, better field kick than adam goodes and superlative kick at goal.
1. Why was he a rookie not a top-10 draft pick?
2. Why has he been languishing in the Canberra league to build his 'confidence'?
3. Why was he not promoted last year on potential alone?
Liz has mentioned his occassional brain farts, but to my mind, that's a pretty minor issue against his attributes. Something doesn't add up.
Do we need to consult Jason Akermanis on this.
DISCLAIMER- THAT ABOVE IS INTENDED AS A JOKE. IN NO WAY IS LEGS AKIMBO SUGGESTING THAT SYDNEY SWANS PLAYER ED BARLOW (AKA CHEESE) HAS INGESTED, INJECTED OR OTHERWISE USED ANY PERFORMANCE ENHANCING SUBSTANCE SUCH AS EPO, STEROIDS, ICE, RED BULL ETC. THIS POST IS INTENDED FOR LIGHT AMUSEMENT ONLY AND THE AUTHOR TAKES NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY VICARIOUS LIABILITY ASSOCIATED WITH INTENTIONAL OR ACCIDENTAL MISUSE FOR PURPOSES OF INSINUATION OR DEFAMATION. HAVE A NICE DAY.

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