1. Brent Staker plays for the West Coast Eagles
2. Brent Staker made at least 3 major @@@@-ups in the 2005 Grand Final so deserved to be treated like a deadset loser
3. Brent Staker wasn't included in the 2006 Grand Final side, which makes him a loser again
4. Have you seen Brent Staker's ears?
5. Brent Staker had been raiding Benny's old locker before the game and that's the real reason he passed out.
6. It was such a sweet sweet punch that connected bewwwwwdifully and should be rewarded
7. It gave Barry a chance to put Hunter on his fat bogan butt when he came in to protest.
8. The reason Brent Staker is so skinny is he only eats soup, which means he doesn't need a functional jaw to eat anyway.
9. Brent Staker went out of his way to smash his jaw into Barry's fist, a time-honoured practice in the Broken Hill League, where Brent learnt his football.
10. And because it really is all that matters so it needs to be mentioned again, Brent Staker plays for the West Coast Eagles
2. Brent Staker made at least 3 major @@@@-ups in the 2005 Grand Final so deserved to be treated like a deadset loser
3. Brent Staker wasn't included in the 2006 Grand Final side, which makes him a loser again
4. Have you seen Brent Staker's ears?
5. Brent Staker had been raiding Benny's old locker before the game and that's the real reason he passed out.
6. It was such a sweet sweet punch that connected bewwwwwdifully and should be rewarded
7. It gave Barry a chance to put Hunter on his fat bogan butt when he came in to protest.
8. The reason Brent Staker is so skinny is he only eats soup, which means he doesn't need a functional jaw to eat anyway.
9. Brent Staker went out of his way to smash his jaw into Barry's fist, a time-honoured practice in the Broken Hill League, where Brent learnt his football.
10. And because it really is all that matters so it needs to be mentioned again, Brent Staker plays for the West Coast Eagles

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