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  • i'm-uninformed2
    Reefer Madness
    • Oct 2003
    • 4653

    In defence of Barry Hall

    1. Brent Staker plays for the West Coast Eagles

    2. Brent Staker made at least 3 major @@@@-ups in the 2005 Grand Final so deserved to be treated like a deadset loser

    3. Brent Staker wasn't included in the 2006 Grand Final side, which makes him a loser again

    4. Have you seen Brent Staker's ears?

    5. Brent Staker had been raiding Benny's old locker before the game and that's the real reason he passed out.

    6. It was such a sweet sweet punch that connected bewwwwwdifully and should be rewarded

    7. It gave Barry a chance to put Hunter on his fat bogan butt when he came in to protest.

    8. The reason Brent Staker is so skinny is he only eats soup, which means he doesn't need a functional jaw to eat anyway.

    9. Brent Staker went out of his way to smash his jaw into Barry's fist, a time-honoured practice in the Broken Hill League, where Brent learnt his football.

    10. And because it really is all that matters so it needs to be mentioned again, Brent Staker plays for the West Coast Eagles
    'Delicious' is a fun word to say
  • Bloody Hell
    Senior Player
    • Oct 2006
    • 3085

    #2
    I think it's funny how quickly alot of people have reverted to the BBBH abbreviation.
    The eternal connundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when David Hasselhoff punched himself in the face.

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    • thesting
      On the Rookie List
      • Sep 2007
      • 45

      #3
      Originally posted by i'm-uninformed2
      1. Brent Staker plays for the West Coast Eagles

      2. Brent Staker made at least 3 major @@@@-ups in the 2005 Grand Final so deserved to be treated like a deadset loser

      3. Brent Staker wasn't included in the 2006 Grand Final side, which makes him a loser again

      4. Have you seen Brent Staker's ears?

      5. Brent Staker had been raiding Benny's old locker before the game and that's the real reason he passed out.

      6. It was such a sweet sweet punch that connected bewwwwwdifully and should be rewarded

      7. It gave Barry a chance to put Hunter on his fat bogan butt when he came in to protest.

      8. The reason Brent Staker is so skinny is he only eats soup, which means he doesn't need a functional jaw to eat anyway.

      9. Brent Staker went out of his way to smash his jaw into Barry's fist, a time-honoured practice in the Broken Hill League, where Brent learnt his football.

      10. And because it really is all that matters so it needs to be mentioned again, Brent Staker plays for the West Coast Eagles
      I thought Staker was nearly BOG for us Q4 2005 GF!!

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      • i'm-uninformed2
        Reefer Madness
        • Oct 2003
        • 4653

        #4
        Originally posted by thesting
        I thought Staker was nearly BOG for us Q4 2005 GF!!
        Exactly - and Barry was just trying to high five him in thanks and Staker miscued, forced Barry to crunch his hand into a fist, and applied the Broken Hill League trick.
        'Delicious' is a fun word to say

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        • Go Swannies
          Veterans List
          • Sep 2003
          • 5697

          #5
          Panel found under carpet with a broom
          - a sensible piece by Patrick Smith!!

          Panel found under carpet with a broom - AFL - Fox Sports

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          • CureTheSane
            Carpe Noctem
            • Jan 2003
            • 5032

            #6
            Originally posted by i'm-uninformed2
            8. The reason Brent Staker is so skinny is he only eats soup, which means he doesn't need a functional jaw to eat anyway.
            lol
            The difference between insanity and genius is measured only in success.

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            • AnnieH
              RWOs Black Sheep
              • Aug 2006
              • 11332

              #7
              Originally posted by i'm-uninformed2
              1. Brent Staker plays for the West Coast snip
              Right on to all of them IU2!

              Especially 1, 6, 7 and 10.

              Dirty filthy budgie criminals shouldn't be throwing stones.

              Barry knew he was going to be up for suspension - and he knew it was going to be a long spell. After he broke his wrist, he should've left-hooked a few more of them on the way out.
              Wild speculation, unsubstantiated rumours, silly jokes and opposition delight in another's failures is what makes an internet forum fun.
              Blessed are the cracked for they are the ones who let in the light.

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              • dimelb
                pr. dim-melb; m not f
                • Jun 2003
                • 6889

                #8
                Originally posted by Go Swannies
                Panel found under carpet with a broom
                - a sensible piece by Patrick Smith!!

                Panel found under carpet with a broom - AFL - Fox Sports
                Fair point from Patrick Smith. Let's see if it gets picked up by others in the media. Bet it doesn't.
                He reminds him of the guys, close-set, slow, and never rattled, who were play-makers on the team. (John Updike, seeing Josh Kennedy in a crystal ball)

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                • goswannie14
                  Leadership Group
                  • Sep 2005
                  • 11166

                  #9
                  Originally posted by dimelb
                  Fair point from Patrick Smith. Let's see if it gets picked up by others in the media. Bet it doesn't.
                  It's the same as in the 2005 PF, a St Kilda player punched Goodes in the guts, just like Baz did, but only Barry Hall was reported by the MRP. Complete hypocrisy again.
                  Does God believe in Atheists?

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                  • Mike_B
                    Peyow Peyow
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 6267

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Go Swannies
                    Panel found under carpet with a broom
                    - a sensible piece by Patrick Smith!!

                    Panel found under carpet with a broom - AFL - Fox Sports
                    Got a fair bit of coverage on SEN this morning and most of the opinions were that this decision is a disgrace and the only reason it hasn't received the appropriate attention is because of the Hall case.

                    I'm on the Chandwagon!!!

                    If you cannot compete for the premiership, it's better to be young and exciting than middle-aged and dowdy.

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                    • TheGrimReaper
                      Suspended by the MRP
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 2203

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Mike_B
                      Got a fair bit of coverage on SEN this morning and most of the opinions were that this decision is a disgrace and the only reason it hasn't received the appropriate attention is because of the Hall case.
                      Biased as @@@@ against us mate!

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                      • ScottH
                        It's Goodes to cheer!!
                        • Sep 2003
                        • 23665

                        #12
                        Some of the other "hits" on the weekend were pretty ordinary as well for minimal punishment.

                        Good article.

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                        • i'm-uninformed2
                          Reefer Madness
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 4653

                          #13
                          And one other point.

                          Staker needed his 'mummy' to defend him in public.

                          Barry should go right over to Perth in his time off and give Staker another smack in the chops for being such a sook.
                          'Delicious' is a fun word to say

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                          • bloodboy
                            Mmmmm...Donuts
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 352

                            #14
                            Yeah...fantastic article there. Also, those dot points are GOLD IU2!! Pure Gold!
                            Go you mighty BLOODBOYS!

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                            • dimelb
                              pr. dim-melb; m not f
                              • Jun 2003
                              • 6889

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Mike_B
                              Got a fair bit of coverage on SEN this morning and most of the opinions were that this decision is a disgrace and the only reason it hasn't received the appropriate attention is because of the Hall case.
                              I would've done my money. Mark Robinson picked it up in the Hun.
                              He reminds him of the guys, close-set, slow, and never rattled, who were play-makers on the team. (John Updike, seeing Josh Kennedy in a crystal ball)

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