Pretty much all you want to know about Trent Dennis-Lane

[aardvark]

'Kitty' could work. I could get used to that. C"MON KITTYYY!!!!

That's done it now. I can just hear the Maggotpie supporters yellin nice one "Pussy"

[Triple B]

That's done it now. I can just hear the Maggotpie supporters yellin nice one "Pussy"

Any fans of a team with Dale Thomas playing for them would have a hide to call anybody else a 'pussy'.

(Disclaimer: I admit the above statement had much more merit 12 months ago...cut me some slack)

[Kirkari]

He needs a nick name. Trent, Dennis Lane or TDL don't roll off the tongue naturally during the game and I stumble and mumble something inane, inaudible and weird!
What does everyone call him on the field?

I thought I heard the Reserves players calling him Toddles a couple of months ago. I like it, and it rolls off the tongue very nicely. I use that, or the full name at full volume!

[Nich]

Bruce called him 'dead eye dick' last Sunday. I'm sure it would be quite humurous to hear a bunch of ladies calling out for 'dick' on Saturday night. C"MON DICK!!! WOOHOOO, YYEAAAHHH DIICKCCKK!!! TDL lining for goal.....C'mon dick, you can do it...you can do it dick, c'mon...c'mon dick...YYEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

[Triple B]

Bruce called him 'dead eye dick' last Sunday. I'm sure it would be quite humurous to hear a bunch of ladies calling out for 'dick' on Saturday night. C"MON DICK!!! WOOHOOO, YYEAAAHHH DIICKCCKK!!! TDL lining for goal.....C'mon dick, you can do it...you can do it dick, c'mon...c'mon dick...YYEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

Collingwood fans yell out that all the time....not since mid year though.

[Nich]

I wonder how those Pies fans are holding up, not having had dick for the past couple of months.....anyway, back to the drawing board.

[rojo]

I saw an article where he was referred to as the 'Burmese kitten'. I thought how can you call an AFL footballer 'kitten', you know, something soft and cuddly. Especially in a team with Bulldog Moore and Pit Bull Jack! Though on second thoughts if we already have a 'Mummy' I suppose a 'kitten' could be tolerated.

[jono2707]

I saw an article where he was referred to as the 'Burmese kitten'. I thought how can you call an AFL footballer 'kitten', you know, something soft and cuddly. Especially in a team with Bulldog Moore and Pit Bull Jack! Though on second thoughts if we already have a 'Mummy' I suppose a 'kitten' could be tolerated.

Just remember that whilst kittens look cute and harmless, they can strike in a second and draw blood very easily when you're not ready for it. I think Carlton found that out on Sunday...

[Yuri H]

Rhino, Bulldog, Gopher, Pit Bull ... now Kitty. And next year, the coach is a Horse. The club's getting quite zoological.

[Doctor]

It has to be Penny or Penny Lane. That way you can also sing for him when he kicks a goal.

"Dennis-Lane is going to kick another goal
Carlton are going down a hole"

or some such.

[JF_Bay22_SCG]

At Subi they actually called him 'Hyphen' but we've already got one of those! When he trialled at Freo they all called him 'Lois'. Not sure what the Swans boys call him.

We have started calling him the D-Lane. Or even better, UDL!

"We all love TDL, we all drink UDL!"

[supersall]

He needs a nick name. Trent, Dennis Lane or TDL don't roll off the tongue naturally during the game and I stumble and mumble something inane, inaudible and weird!
What does everyone call him on the field?

My daughter calls him Ninja (he sneaks up on you). It's stuck in our house.

[Nich]

My daughter calls him Ninja (he sneaks up on you). It's stuck in our house.

Love that one!

I think we may need an official poll once we get a few more together.

[dimelb]

The Cat. (Certainly not the kitten)