Lateral thinking: Swans gone C'arn the pies

[Big Al]

Two Collingwood Supporters at High School were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they wouldn't be allowed to go to the Grand Final. The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a _________."

Bubba was stumped. He had no idea of the answer. He knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the teacher wasn't watching, he tapped Tony on the shoulder. "Pssst. Tony. What's the answer to the last question?"

Tony laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed then he turned to Bubba. "Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a farm."

"Oh yeah," said Bubba. "I remember now." He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. He stopped. Reaching to tap Tony's shoulder again, he whispered, "Tony, how do you spell farm?"

"You are really dumb, Bubba. That's so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O."

[AnnieH]

It was on the way to Centrelink.

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I'm crying with laughter.

Post of the year.

[Yuri H]

It was on the way to Centrelink.

affixing gold star to this post

[Go Swannies]

I haven't watched a second of football since we were knocked out.

Can't get the energy to care either way.

You should make the effort to watch the first half of the Cats-Pies game. It was perhaps the best quarter of footy you could ever see. The Pies made the Cats looks like wooden spooners.

In fact the only team with a chance of stopping them is the AFl's own handbrake - the Saints.

It might be pathetic but I'm almost glad we aren't in the Grand Final against the Pies. If they replicated their weekend effort, they could outdo the Cats' score against Port in a GF. And that would be shattering for years to come.

[aardvark]

Q. Why do seagulls fly upside down over the Lexus centre ? A. Cos collingwoods not worth crapping on.