Lateral thinking: Swans gone C'arn the pies

[AnnieH]

30,000 people turned up to Colliwobble training.

Wow.

[Big Al]

30,000 people turned up to Colliwobble training.

Wow.

It was on the way to Centrelink.

[CJK]

I haven't watched a second of football since we were knocked out.

Can't get the energy to care either way.

[aardvark]

Q. Why do seagulls fly upside down over the Lexus centre ? A. Cos collingwoods not worth crapping on.

[Go Swannies]

I haven't watched a second of football since we were knocked out.

Can't get the energy to care either way.

You should make the effort to watch the first half of the Cats-Pies game. It was perhaps the best quarter of footy you could ever see. The Pies made the Cats looks like wooden spooners.

In fact the only team with a chance of stopping them is the AFl's own handbrake - the Saints.

It might be pathetic but I'm almost glad we aren't in the Grand Final against the Pies. If they replicated their weekend effort, they could outdo the Cats' score against Port in a GF. And that would be shattering for years to come.

[Yuri H]

It was on the way to Centrelink.

affixing gold star to this post

[AnnieH]

It was on the way to Centrelink.

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I'm crying with laughter.

Post of the year.

[Big Al]

Two Collingwood Supporters at High School were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they wouldn't be allowed to go to the Grand Final. The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a _________."

Bubba was stumped. He had no idea of the answer. He knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the teacher wasn't watching, he tapped Tony on the shoulder. "Pssst. Tony. What's the answer to the last question?"

Tony laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed then he turned to Bubba. "Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a farm."

"Oh yeah," said Bubba. "I remember now." He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. He stopped. Reaching to tap Tony's shoulder again, he whispered, "Tony, how do you spell farm?"

"You are really dumb, Bubba. That's so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O."

[Big Al]

Collingwood Technology Dictionary

Bug - The reason you give for calling in sick.
Byte - What your pitbull done to your cousin.
Crash - When you go to Junior's party uninvited.
Digital - The art of counting on your fingers.
Diskette - Female Disco dancer.
Fax - What you lie about to the ATO.
Hacker - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking.
Hardcopy - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.
Internet - Where cafeteria workers put their hair.
Keyboard - Where you hang the keys to the Commodore.
Mac - Big Bubba's favorite fast food.
Megahertz - How your head feels after 17 beers.
Modem - What you do when the grass gets too high.
Mouse Pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live.
Network - Scooping up a big fish before it breaks the line.
ROM - Where the pope lives.
Serial Port - A red wine you drink with breakfast.
Superconductor - Trams Employee of the year.

[Trickster]

http://media.news.com.au/multimedia/2010/09/punch_collingwood/A3-punch-collingwood.pdf

Found this on the net, made me smile

[Wardy]

sadly that was us in 2006!!! - still I so hope that they get flogged by the saints on Saturday - that way the non Collingwood folk of melbourne will not have to endure the Pies army and General Eddie banging on and on about how bloody good they are.!

[Primmy]

go Saints, go Saints, go Saints; I will even cheer Nic. And Seany of course. And Schneids.

I will even send good thoughts to Lyon if they win. Just as long as Collingwood don't. Can't tell you exactly why I loathe them, I don't like loathing anything at all, but they make me growl and nash my teeth; if I had a cats tail it would be swishing.

[Vonsteinman]

go Saints, go Saints, go Saints; I will even cheer Nic. And Seany of course. And Schneids.

If I had a cats tail it would be swishing.

If, however, you had a rat's tail, you would probably have a different view...

[aardvark]

Told you all the footy gods didn't want either of em to win...........

I'm backing the draw again next week.

[Bas]

I watched the game with my Collingwood supporting neighbour. He was providing the beer so I was very "intellectual" in my barracking. I thought the game was won after the Davis gaol.