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  • Mug Punter
    On the Rookie List
    • Nov 2009
    • 3325

    #46
    Originally posted by Meg
    Ah well, back to the topic of footy lingo - why is it called a 'behind'??? (It's behind a goal in importance? It's kicked behind/outside the goal post? The player responsible needs a kick up the behind?)
    I always thought it was because from the goal umpire's view a missed kick would be behind the goal posts....

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    • Primmy
      Proud Tragic Swan
      • Apr 2008
      • 5970

      #47
      Footy Speak :

      So its good.
      i.e., I have no idea how to finish this sentence.

      AAaahhh.....
      i.e., I am not sure what to say now and I need to fill in the sound void while I'm thinking (this does not apply to Hanners, or Ted for that matter, and I suspect Mills)

      I dunno
      Specialty for one player who was taken aside and given some instruction. I was almost disappointed his next interview after the game was lucid. Mumms the word.

      Nah he's good
      i.e., its only a flesh wound, he'll be right (I hope)

      I don't know yet
      i.e., he's gone to hospital and I'm not sure if he's ever going to play again.
      If you've never jumped from one couch to the other to save yourself from lava then you didn't have a childhood

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      • Nico
        Veterans List
        • Jan 2003
        • 11328

        #48
        Blind Turn

        The art of running towards a player, then turning your side then back to him in a spinning motion, then around to face away from him and then run down the ground. Peter Bedford was a star at this.

        Turn it up.

        A common non abusive, expletive deleted term, used to disagree with an umpires decision.

        Squib

        A player who doesn't like the hard stuff. Usually the outside runner who plays on the wing.

        Speedy squib

        A fleet of foot squib.

        Will of the wisp

        The player who darts in and out of the play. Usually a half forward flanker who bobs up for the sneaky or flukey goal. Kevin Bartlett was termed as such. Often the half forward flanker of this type was also termed the speedy squib because they could be hidden on HFF.

        Pea hearted

        See speedy squib.

        You dirty bludger You dirty mongrel

        Were commonly used in the 60's, 70's and 80's when referring to a Hawthorn player. Example being the greatest player ever (LOL) Leigh Matthews who was a pure sniper. Delicate Des Dickson who just went round belting players and Kevin Coverdale who I saw as probably the most unscrupulous player I saw as a youngster. Don Scott was an angel compared to him. Matthews had plenty of role models.

        Like a Catholic outside the chemist shop

        Got the pill but doesn't know what to do with it.

        Bring out the Pentridge doctor

        Used by opposition supporters when they played Carlton and John Nicholls hit the deck (see You Dirty Bludger). The famed John Nicholls spent some time in the can for embezzlement. Well that was what he got caught for. Carlton supporters particularly hated this saying. Nicholls met his match in Ken Boyd of South at Princes park one day. Centre bounce and Nicholls deliberately kicks Boyd in the unmentionables. Boyd chases him to the forward pocket and decks him with a well aimed punch and broke his jaw and knocked him out.

        A kicker

        A player who got rubbed out for deliberately kicking another player. McIntosh from St Kilda got 8 weeks and was labelled for the rest of his career. It was not a good tag for a player and kicking was seen as about the worst thing a player could do, and usually carried a severe suspension.

        Useless as tits on a bull


        Couldn't hit the broad side of a barn from 2 metres


        Poor kick for goal

        Can't kick over a jam tin

        A weak or poor kick.

        Butter fingers

        Can't hold their marks. Usually referred to a ruckman

        You have to be effing joking


        Refers to a poor umpiring decision.
        Last edited by Nico; 13 October 2016, 06:00 PM.
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        • bloodspirit
          Clubman
          • Apr 2015
          • 4448

          #49
          Brilliant Nico! Redolent with the history of the game. How long have you been following? Particularly liked: the Catholic, the Pentridge doctor and over the jam tin - none of which I have heard before.
          All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated, and well supported in logic and argument than others. -Douglas Adams, author (11 Mar 1952-2001)

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          • goods78
            Warming the Bench
            • Sep 2012
            • 269

            #50
            Is there an origin to the 'screamer' besides the roar of the crowds as someone takes a spectacular mark?


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            • Nico
              Veterans List
              • Jan 2003
              • 11328

              #51
              Originally posted by bloodspirit
              Brilliant Nico! Redolent with the history of the game. How long have you been following? Particularly liked: the Catholic, the Pentridge doctor and over the jam tin - none of which I have heard before.
              I reckon I have been watching footy for about 55 years. Many a great Saturday arvo spent at the Lake Oval. The banter was non stop. By the way I enjoyed going to Victoria Park. The Pies supporters were rough (yes missing teeth is not a myth) but always good for a laugh. Carlton supporters were the worst. Bertie Johnson from North was famous for a couple of kicking incidents. He was referred to as an Ankle Tapper.

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              Originally posted by goods78
              Is there an origin to the 'screamer' besides the roar of the crowds as someone takes a spectacular mark?


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              I think screamer goes back a long way. A high mark was always referred to as screamer. Teaser took them regularly.
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              • Beerman
                Regular in the Side
                • Oct 2010
                • 823

                #52
                Originally posted by Nico
                Blind Turn
                Like a Catholic outside the chemist shop

                Got the pill but doesn't know what to do with it.
                Referring to the ball as "the pill" is a good one too.

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                • Primmy
                  Proud Tragic Swan
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 5970

                  #53
                  Does anyone really know the meaning of Butters Up ???

                  Its trotted out by commentators regularly, and its stupid. It means nothing, except backup up. What has that got to do with butter?
                  If you've never jumped from one couch to the other to save yourself from lava then you didn't have a childhood

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                  • aardvark
                    Veterans List
                    • Mar 2010
                    • 5685

                    #54
                    Originally posted by Primmy
                    Does anyone really know the meaning of Butters Up ???

                    Its trotted out by commentators regularly, and its stupid. It means nothing, except backup up. What has that got to do with butter?
                    Did you ever see Last Tango In Paris?

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                    • Billericay
                      Regular in the Side
                      • May 2013
                      • 712

                      #55
                      I really hate the term "product" as in NSW product Callum Mills

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                      • bloodspirit
                        Clubman
                        • Apr 2015
                        • 4448

                        #56
                        Originally posted by Primmy
                        Does anyone really know the meaning of Butters Up ???

                        Its trotted out by commentators regularly, and its stupid. It means nothing, except backup up. What has that got to do with butter?
                        I have no idea what this means but am even more confused after reading your post.

                        What about the expression "spiders on his back" - has anyone heard this?
                        All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated, and well supported in logic and argument than others. -Douglas Adams, author (11 Mar 1952-2001)

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                        • CureTheSane
                          Carpe Noctem
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 5032

                          #57
                          Originally posted by Hotpotato
                          What's ESSADEN ?
                          Oh yeah. Especially when Essendon players say it like that. I just don't know how to feel. Happy, sad, angry...

                          Some terms from school footy.....

                          Chewy on ya boot! - When someone is taking a shot at goal it was said to make them look at their foot for chewing gum and put them off.

                          Miss miss cocky's piss - was said to also put them off, presumably to detract their mind from the task at hand and to think of a cocky relieving itself
                          The difference between insanity and genius is measured only in success.

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                          • goswannies
                            Senior Player
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 3048

                            #58
                            Originally posted by Primmy
                            Does anyone really know the meaning of Butters Up ???

                            Its trotted out by commentators regularly, and its stupid. It means nothing, except backup up. What has that got to do with butter?
                            I always heard it used in terms of when a player (or a team mate) fumbles the ball and then the plate recovers it to play on

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                            • Beerman
                              Regular in the Side
                              • Oct 2010
                              • 823

                              #59
                              Originally posted by CureTheSane

                              Chewy on ya boot! - When someone is taking a shot at goal it was said to make them look at their foot for chewing gum and put them off.
                              "Chewy on ya boot" is the dumbest saying ever I laugh every time I hear it. I wonder if anyone ever fell for it.

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                              • Swansongster
                                Senior Player
                                • Sep 2008
                                • 1264

                                #60
                                Originally posted by liz
                                Both Skilton and Kelly were also plumbers by trade.
                                Bobby Skilton did the plumbing on my cute little art-deco investment unit in South Melbourne. That was 20 years ago though. With his son as apprentice from memory.

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