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  • Danzar
    I'm doing ok right now, thanks
    • Jun 2006
    • 2001

    RWO admin message RWO site issues, disruptions, suggestions, announcements

    Hello everyone

    My sincerest apologies for the shambles the site has become.

    The problem is RWO needs to migrate to a new bulletin platform asap. This is the only way to fix this. We are on VB4, which is no longer supported by the provider. We need to move to VB6 or at least VB5.

    The skills set required is outside what I have, so I'm first asking if anyone has experience with linux-based coding and server management. If you do, and are willing to assist with the migration, please let me know.

    I'm absolutely happy to fund this, including an hourly rate for the time you invest in the migration.

    Once this is done, we'll not only have a new, fresh site (without a radically different change in user interface), it will be faster and error free. No downtime.

    Please DM me if you, or you know soneone, who has the skills to do this.

    Again, apologies. I've had everything from new babies to new job to a new home all at the same time. It's no excuse, I've really neglected sorting this issue out when it should have been done years ago.

    Thank you so much.

    Dan

    Sent from my SM-S9180 using Tapatalk
    Last edited by Danzar; 8 September 2024, 01:53 PM.
    Captain, I am detecting large quantities of win in this sector
  • Primmy
    Proud Tragic Swan
    • Apr 2008
    • 5970

    #2
    OK then.
    If you've never jumped from one couch to the other to save yourself from lava then you didn't have a childhood

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    • Danzar
      I'm doing ok right now, thanks
      • Jun 2006
      • 2001

      #3
      Back up. As you were!
      Captain, I am detecting large quantities of win in this sector

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      • ScottH
        It's Goodes to cheer!!
        • Sep 2003
        • 23665

        #4
        Well done!!

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        • Danzar
          I'm doing ok right now, thanks
          • Jun 2006
          • 2001

          #5
          Did it actually work? I guess it did.
          Captain, I am detecting large quantities of win in this sector

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          • Danzar
            I'm doing ok right now, thanks
            • Jun 2006
            • 2001

            #6
            Folks, forum will go offline at 11pm very briefly, for security updates. It's the Olympics, so here are some things you can do while we're offline:

            * bacon slaps - slap yourself with a rasher of bacon
            * hall sprints - up and down, until you drop
            * pet press - bench press your pet

            Dan
            Captain, I am detecting large quantities of win in this sector

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            • Danzar
              I'm doing ok right now, thanks
              • Jun 2006
              • 2001

              #7
              Back online folks.
              Captain, I am detecting large quantities of win in this sector

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              • CureTheSane
                Carpe Noctem
                • Jan 2003
                • 5032

                #8
                Feeling good that my dogs are poodles. Hardly felt it.
                Had to bribe them with bacon, and they just sat and stared at me while I ran up and down the hallway
                The difference between insanity and genius is measured only in success.

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                • Danzar
                  I'm doing ok right now, thanks
                  • Jun 2006
                  • 2001

                  #9
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                  Captain, I am detecting large quantities of win in this sector

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                  • Danzar
                    I'm doing ok right now, thanks
                    • Jun 2006
                    • 2001

                    #10
                    Hi folks, I'm just doing a short plugin update. Will switch the forum off for a few minutes only at 8:45 pm. Things you can do in those few minutes while we're offline:

                    * eat a banana^ -
                    * attempt to fold a fitted sheet*
                    * become dentally self-sufficient through flossing - a full set of 32 teeth has 28 gaps, it takes 6 seconds to floss one gap, which means you can get through a full set of choppers in under three minutes**.



                    ^ it takes on average 3.2 minutes for an average adult to peel and eat one regular size banana
                    * three minutes is deemed by my mother to be the efficient rate at which to fold one fitted sheet
                    ** assumes you have a full set of choppers
                    Captain, I am detecting large quantities of win in this sector

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                    • Meg
                      Go Swannies!
                      Site Admin
                      • Aug 2011
                      • 4772

                      #11
                      Your mother can fold a fitted sheet in 3 minutes?? Wow, she's a genius!

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                      • Danzar
                        I'm doing ok right now, thanks
                        • Jun 2006
                        • 2001

                        #12
                        Meg, I chuck a tanty at the three minute mark!

                        We're back on. Updated Tapatalk for those who use it.
                        Captain, I am detecting large quantities of win in this sector

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                        • ScottH
                          It's Goodes to cheer!!
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 23665

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Meg
                          Your mother can fold a fitted sheet in 3 minutes?? Wow, she's a genius!
                          I consider a ball to be well folded!!
                          Takes less than 10 seconds.

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                          • Danzar
                            I'm doing ok right now, thanks
                            • Jun 2006
                            • 2001

                            #14
                            Hello RWOers, I've made some small changes to the forum structure.

                            * all non-footy categories have been moved under the one forum "Other stuff not footy"
                            * the categories 'current affairs', 'entertainment and technology' and 'sport' have been merged into one discussion 'open chat'.

                            Take a look here: RWO - RedAndWhiteOnline.com

                            More changes to come.

                            Dan
                            Captain, I am detecting large quantities of win in this sector

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                            • Danzar
                              I'm doing ok right now, thanks
                              • Jun 2006
                              • 2001

                              #15
                              Hi RWOers

                              I'll need to switch off the forum for about ten minutes at 10:30pm for an update. If you're not in bed then, and are stuffed for what else to do, here's three ideas:

                              1. Watch this hilarious SNL sketch where three alien abductees are interviewed by the feds: Close Encounter - SNL on Vimeo Kate McKinnon is a riot, Ryan Gosling simply cannot keep it together by the end.
                              2. Eat five mandarins...they're nearly out of season so what are you waiting for? DO IT.
                              3. Consolidate your super in ten minutes Seriously, you can. Log into your mygov site, go to services, select ATO and in a few clicks, you can literally merge every super account you have without any paperwork. DO IT.

                              Cheer cheer

                              Dan
                              Captain, I am detecting large quantities of win in this sector

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