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  • cruiser
    What the frack!
    • Jul 2004
    • 6114

    #61
    Originally posted by ROK Lobster
    I've put a proposal to the board that members have to do a rules test before their cards are posted. Can I count on your support cruiser?
    It takes the Club long enough to send out membership cards now. Imagine how long it would take if they had to grade a test from everyone? Of course, once they've marked all the tests the mailout itself shouldnt take long at all as there will be so few to mail out. Isnt that right Scott?
    Occupational hazards:
    I don't eat animals since discovering this ability. I used to. But one day the lamb I was eating came through to me and ever since then I haven't been able to eat meat.
    - animal psychic Amanda de Warren

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    • Sanecow
      Suspended by the MRP
      • Mar 2003
      • 6917

      #62
      Scott is right but his rule is too specific. Most people are morons regardless of whether they go to the footy.

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      • Ruda Wakening
        Survived The Meltdown
        • Aug 2003
        • 1519

        #63
        Originally posted by cruiser
        I'll tell you what you can do with your rule book. Something about shoving it up a place where the sun don't shine.
        Cruiser = Goldspink.
        Sit down or i swear to God i'll have you shot.

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        • cruiser
          What the frack!
          • Jul 2004
          • 6114

          #64
          Originally posted by Ruda Wakening
          Cruiser = Goldspink.
          That's nastiest name anyone has ever called me.
          Last edited by cruiser; 31 March 2005, 03:19 PM.
          Occupational hazards:
          I don't eat animals since discovering this ability. I used to. But one day the lamb I was eating came through to me and ever since then I haven't been able to eat meat.
          - animal psychic Amanda de Warren

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          • cressakel
            On the Rookie List
            • May 2004
            • 455

            #65
            Originally posted by cruiser
            So are you saying that all people attending an AFL game should read the rule book before they go and if they don't, they're bozo's who should shut up? Gee, that'll make the footy a lot of fun. I'll tell you what you can do with your rule book. Something about shoving it up a place where the sun don't shine.
            If opposition (not Swans supporters) supporters are continually making ridiculous comments about the umpiring that obviously my ears can hear, of course I am going (and do) to ask if they have read the AFL rules for the correct interpretation of those particular decisions they are upset about - I just can't help myself around these supporters......

            I never said these supporters/bozo's should shut up at all, they can barrack all they like but, as is my right as a supporter (unless the Australian constitution has completely changed and we have become a communist state), I will give it back to them in spades for displaying a trait I call " @@@@*n stupid idiot people " disease....

            Now with that rule book in orifices of the body that it shouldn't be, you can shove it up a place where the sun don't shine on my body, but just be very carefull that that same book doesn't come back out (smelling, mind you) and is placed in your mouth, ears, eye sockets and nostrills and asphyixates you through utter stupidity in the first instance of shoving the rule book in an undesirable place on my body.....
            Well somebody told me, You had a boyfriend, Who looks like a girlfriend,That I had in February of last year, It's not confidential, I've got potential

            Somebody told me, The Killers, Hot Fuss, 2004.

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            • NMWBloods
              Taking Refuge!!
              • Jan 2003
              • 15819

              #66
              Originally posted by ScottH
              Majority of people... are morons, I have found.
              Yep!
              Captain Logic is not steering this tugboat.

              "[T]here are things that matter more and he's reading and thinking about them: heaven, reincarnation. Life and death are the only things that are truly a matter of life and death. Not football."

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              • Sanecow
                Suspended by the MRP
                • Mar 2003
                • 6917

                #67
                Originally posted by cressakel
                a trait I call " @@@@*n stupid idiot people " disease....
                Frighteningly, merely using the term is sufficient to contract the disease.

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                • cruiser
                  What the frack!
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 6114

                  #68
                  Originally posted by cressakel
                  Now with that rule book in orifices of the body that it shouldn't be, you can shove it up a place where the sun don't shine on my body, but just be very carefull that that same book doesn't come back out (smelling, mind you) and is placed in your mouth, ears, eye sockets and nostrills and asphyixates you through utter stupidity in the first instance of shoving the rule book in an undesirable place on my body.....
                  You're just sounding perverse now
                  Occupational hazards:
                  I don't eat animals since discovering this ability. I used to. But one day the lamb I was eating came through to me and ever since then I haven't been able to eat meat.
                  - animal psychic Amanda de Warren

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                  • cressakel
                    On the Rookie List
                    • May 2004
                    • 455

                    #69
                    Originally posted by cruiser
                    You're just sounding perverse now
                    But, but, but, Cruiser started it.......says I sounding like a schoolkid to the teacher in regard to a fight with another schoolkid.....
                    Well somebody told me, You had a boyfriend, Who looks like a girlfriend,That I had in February of last year, It's not confidential, I've got potential

                    Somebody told me, The Killers, Hot Fuss, 2004.

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                    • cressakel
                      On the Rookie List
                      • May 2004
                      • 455

                      #70
                      Originally posted by Sanecow
                      Frighteningly, merely using the term is sufficient to contract the disease.
                      I know.....Also happens with people replying to the term as well it seems in this instance......
                      Well somebody told me, You had a boyfriend, Who looks like a girlfriend,That I had in February of last year, It's not confidential, I've got potential

                      Somebody told me, The Killers, Hot Fuss, 2004.

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                      • Ruda Wakening
                        Survived The Meltdown
                        • Aug 2003
                        • 1519

                        #71
                        I'm just pleased that the sun does shine out of my backside.
                        Sit down or i swear to God i'll have you shot.

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                        • Sanecow
                          Suspended by the MRP
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 6917

                          #72
                          Originally posted by cressakel
                          I know.....Also happens with people replying to the term as well it seems in this instance......
                          Ooh, wow, you really zinged me good.

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                          • cressakel
                            On the Rookie List
                            • May 2004
                            • 455

                            #73
                            Originally posted by Sanecow
                            Ooh, wow, you really zinged me good.
                            Just when you thought you had all the answers, I changed the questions.....Gene Simmons, KISS - circa the last 130 years I presume (they are sooooo old)....
                            Well somebody told me, You had a boyfriend, Who looks like a girlfriend,That I had in February of last year, It's not confidential, I've got potential

                            Somebody told me, The Killers, Hot Fuss, 2004.

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                            • ScottH
                              It's Goodes to cheer!!
                              • Sep 2003
                              • 23665

                              #74
                              Originally posted by cruiser
                              It takes the Club long enough to send out membership cards now. Imagine how long it would take if they had to grade a test from everyone? Of course, once they've marked all the tests the mailout itself shouldnt take long at all as there will be so few to mail out. Isnt that right Scott?
                              Well if you choose to put yourself in the majority of people, then that is your decision and I will abide by that decision.

                              I was just pointing out a fact!

                              You could also put in selfish and self absorbed!!

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                              • Nico
                                Veterans List
                                • Jan 2003
                                • 11339

                                #75
                                Originally posted by Sanecow
                                Scott is right but his rule is too specific. Most people are morons regardless of whether they go to the footy.
                                And where do you place yourself Sanecow.
                                http://www.nostalgiamusic.co.uk/secu...res/srh806.jpg

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