What they are doing right now...

[NMWBloods]

Originally posted by ROK Lobster
Schneider: in front of the TV, has borrowed motorace's 2003 highlights DVD. Applauds wildly a freakish gather and snap goal from the pocket.

Paul Roos walks into the room: points out that Adam could have forced a stoppage. Asks Adam to return the DVD.

Adam ignores him, reaches for another bottle of baby oil, pops it in the microwave and settles back for a re-run.

[b0ek]

Paul Roos: Looking for the SSI dog to remind everyone why he was given a contract.

[NMWBloods]

Heath James thanks Judah Ben Hur for his visit and then returns to the leper colony.

[cruiser]

This thread is hilarious and just what we all need right now (a good laugh and something to smile about).

Goodes: Sits at his kitchen table having a yarn with his mother and polishing his Brownlow medal. Wonders whether its worth risking his knee for another one.

[ROK Lobster]

Originally posted by NMWBloods
Heath James thanks Judah Ben Hur for his visit and then returns to the leper colony.

Heath James: crosses the path of a black cat to move under the ladder and pick up the pieces of the mirror he broke. In doing so cuts his finger on the glass, bumps his head on the third rung of the ladder and tears a hamstring bending over. Sighs and thinks "another year on the rookie list"

[cruiser]

Ben Fixter: Turns up at training and no one can remember who he is.

[mocaholic]

Originally posted by ROK Lobster
Didn't bother to take a ball.

Well of course not.

NMW that Ben Hur reference is quality.

[satchmopugdog]

Malkeski goes to England to practise waiting in a queue.

[Guzzitza]

Nicks: looks over his new contract with Advanced Hair. Realises he'll ?arn more money than he does with the Swans and cries "?dvanced Hair.. YEAH YEAH!"

BBBH: Hears Nicks rantings, and realises its the best way to add to his 2 million seeing as he wont get much from goal bonuses this year - Screams "YEAH YEAH"

[ROK Lobster]

Terry Wallace: going through his bank statement, chuckling to himself, but wondering if it is possible to get anything from a third club...

[cruiser]

O'Keefe: Blushes when he hears that his Swans promo ad on TV has attracted a huge amount of interest on Oxford Street and that there are plans for an ROK bubble-butt float at next year's Mardi Gras. Buys a very baggy pair of board shorts but takes care to ensure that it matches his new hair band.

[NMWBloods]

Bevan picks up a part-time job with the Bomb Disposal Unit - his role: lie on the device! Becomes the best in the history of the BDU - makes robots obsolete.

{Thanks Mocaholic - the Leper thing seemed so apt! }

[BAM_BAM]

Mean while ROK stands in front of the mirror while fixing his hair and dreams of the day when he'll win Cleo Bachelor of year, knowing that he has a better chance of winning that award than a premiership medallion

[satchmopugdog]

Craig Bolton is busy around the house doing repairs. Mr.Fixit.

[cruiser]

Schneider: Runs out of baby oil and is starting to chaffe. Decides his tips needs redoing so pops into Sharon's hairdressing salon at Maroubra.