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  • NMWBloods
    Taking Refuge!!
    • Jan 2003
    • 15819

    #16
    Originally posted by ROK Lobster
    Schneider: in front of the TV, has borrowed motorace's 2003 highlights DVD. Applauds wildly a freakish gather and snap goal from the pocket.

    Paul Roos walks into the room: points out that Adam could have forced a stoppage. Asks Adam to return the DVD.
    Adam ignores him, reaches for another bottle of baby oil, pops it in the microwave and settles back for a re-run.
    Captain Logic is not steering this tugboat.

    "[T]here are things that matter more and he's reading and thinking about them: heaven, reincarnation. Life and death are the only things that are truly a matter of life and death. Not football."

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    • b0ek
      On the Rookie List
      • Jan 2003
      • 21

      #17
      Paul Roos: Looking for the SSI dog to remind everyone why he was given a contract.

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      • NMWBloods
        Taking Refuge!!
        • Jan 2003
        • 15819

        #18
        Heath James thanks Judah Ben Hur for his visit and then returns to the leper colony.
        Captain Logic is not steering this tugboat.

        "[T]here are things that matter more and he's reading and thinking about them: heaven, reincarnation. Life and death are the only things that are truly a matter of life and death. Not football."

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        • cruiser
          What the frack!
          • Jul 2004
          • 6114

          #19
          This thread is hilarious and just what we all need right now (a good laugh and something to smile about).

          Goodes: Sits at his kitchen table having a yarn with his mother and polishing his Brownlow medal. Wonders whether its worth risking his knee for another one.
          Occupational hazards:
          I don't eat animals since discovering this ability. I used to. But one day the lamb I was eating came through to me and ever since then I haven't been able to eat meat.
          - animal psychic Amanda de Warren

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          • ROK Lobster
            RWO Life Member
            • Aug 2004
            • 8658

            #20
            Originally posted by NMWBloods
            Heath James thanks Judah Ben Hur for his visit and then returns to the leper colony.
            Heath James: crosses the path of a black cat to move under the ladder and pick up the pieces of the mirror he broke. In doing so cuts his finger on the glass, bumps his head on the third rung of the ladder and tears a hamstring bending over. Sighs and thinks "another year on the rookie list"

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            • cruiser
              What the frack!
              • Jul 2004
              • 6114

              #21
              Ben Fixter: Turns up at training and no one can remember who he is.
              Occupational hazards:
              I don't eat animals since discovering this ability. I used to. But one day the lamb I was eating came through to me and ever since then I haven't been able to eat meat.
              - animal psychic Amanda de Warren

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              • mocaholic
                Regular in the Side
                • Oct 2003
                • 575

                #22
                Originally posted by ROK Lobster
                Didn't bother to take a ball.
                Well of course not.

                NMW that Ben Hur reference is quality.
                Insert Your Life [HERE]

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                • satchmopugdog
                  Bandicoots ears
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 3691

                  #23
                  Malkeski goes to England to practise waiting in a queue.
                  "The Dog days are over, The Dog days are gone" Florence and the Machine

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                  • Guzzitza
                    On the Rookie List
                    • Apr 2005
                    • 272

                    #24
                    Nicks: looks over his new contract with Advanced Hair. Realises he'll ?arn more money than he does with the Swans and cries "?dvanced Hair.. YEAH YEAH!"

                    BBBH: Hears Nicks rantings, and realises its the best way to add to his 2 million seeing as he wont get much from goal bonuses this year - Screams "YEAH YEAH"
                    I'm Flyin' High...

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                    • ROK Lobster
                      RWO Life Member
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 8658

                      #25
                      Terry Wallace: going through his bank statement, chuckling to himself, but wondering if it is possible to get anything from a third club...

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                      • cruiser
                        What the frack!
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 6114

                        #26
                        O'Keefe: Blushes when he hears that his Swans promo ad on TV has attracted a huge amount of interest on Oxford Street and that there are plans for an ROK bubble-butt float at next year's Mardi Gras. Buys a very baggy pair of board shorts but takes care to ensure that it matches his new hair band.
                        Occupational hazards:
                        I don't eat animals since discovering this ability. I used to. But one day the lamb I was eating came through to me and ever since then I haven't been able to eat meat.
                        - animal psychic Amanda de Warren

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                        • NMWBloods
                          Taking Refuge!!
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 15819

                          #27
                          Bevan picks up a part-time job with the Bomb Disposal Unit - his role: lie on the device! Becomes the best in the history of the BDU - makes robots obsolete.

                          {Thanks Mocaholic - the Leper thing seemed so apt! }
                          Captain Logic is not steering this tugboat.

                          "[T]here are things that matter more and he's reading and thinking about them: heaven, reincarnation. Life and death are the only things that are truly a matter of life and death. Not football."

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                          • BAM_BAM
                            Support Staff
                            • Jun 2003
                            • 1820

                            #28
                            Mean while ROK stands in front of the mirror while fixing his hair and dreams of the day when he'll win Cleo Bachelor of year, knowing that he has a better chance of winning that award than a premiership medallion
                            Here's my heart and you can break it
                            I need some release, release, release
                            We need
                            Love and peace

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                            • satchmopugdog
                              Bandicoots ears
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 3691

                              #29
                              Craig Bolton is busy around the house doing repairs. Mr.Fixit.
                              "The Dog days are over, The Dog days are gone" Florence and the Machine

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                              • cruiser
                                What the frack!
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 6114

                                #30
                                Schneider: Runs out of baby oil and is starting to chaffe. Decides his tips needs redoing so pops into Sharon's hairdressing salon at Maroubra.
                                Occupational hazards:
                                I don't eat animals since discovering this ability. I used to. But one day the lamb I was eating came through to me and ever since then I haven't been able to eat meat.
                                - animal psychic Amanda de Warren

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