Should I (we) go to cheer the Swans over Collingwood?

[Big Al]

I posted this last year. It's my favourite Collingwood Joke ever...

A Collingwood supporter went down to Centrelink to claim welfare after realizing she was the only one of her friends - (who were all Collingwood supporters) - who was not on benefits.
"How many children do you have?" the man at Centrelink asked.
"Ten," she replied.
"What are their names?"
"Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn and Jaidyn," she replied.
"They're all named Jaidyn?" he asked "What if you want them to come in from playing outside?"
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call 'Jaidyn,' and they all come running in."
"And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?"
"I just say, 'Jaidyn, come eat your dinner'," she answered.
"But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked.
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their last name."

[Untamed Snark]

Is it time for the annual collingwood joke thread?

-You are trapped in a room with a crocodile, a tiger and a Collingwood fan. You have a gun with 2 bullets. What do you do?
Shoot the Collingwood fan ? Twice

-What do you call a group of Collingwood supporters running off in the same direction?
Jailbreak

-What's got 100 legs and 4 teeth?
The front row of the Collingwood cheer squad.

[Big Al]

Quasimodo asks Esmeralda: "Am I really the ugliest bastard in the world?"
"Why don't you go upstairs to the Magic Mirror and ask?" says Esmeralda. Quasimodo goes upstairs to the mirror and returns a few minutes later. As he hobbles in Esmeralda asks: "Well, what did the mirror say?"
To which Quasimodo replies: "Who's Joffa?"

[Triple B]

A well known public figure was found dead in his office from an apparent drug overdose and dressed in a Collingwood jumper and shorts. The police quickly changed him into some lingerie and high heels so as to not embarass his family...

[aardvark]

A family of Collingwood supporters heads out one Saturday morning to do their Christmas shoplifting.
While in Rebel Sports the son picks up a Geelong footy jumper and says
to his 10 year old sister, "Hey mole, I've decided to become a Geelong
supporter and I want this for Christmas".

His sister, outraged by this, promptly whacks him around the head with
her carton of Winfield's and says, "Dickhead, go talk to mum".
Off goes the little lad with the Geelong jumper stuffed up his miller shirt and finds his mum.
"Mum?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Geelong supporter and I want thisjumper for Christmas".
The mother is outraged at this and throws her moccasins and a
fullstubbie of VB at him, smacks him in the gob and says "Let's go talk
to your father!"
Off they go to the prison camp during visiting hours, with footy jumper in hand and find Moose, his toothless tattooed father.
"Dad?"
"Yes, Knackers?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Geelong supporter and I want this jumper for Christmas".
Moose goes berserk and gives his son an almighty backhander and says,
"No bastard of mine is ever going to be seen wearing that @@@@!", and
then kicks his arse from one end of the rec-room to the other, just for
good measure.
About half an hour later they're all back in the old Falcon andheading
towards home. The mother turns to her son and says,"Knackers, have you
learned something today?"
The son says "Bloody oath I have!"
"Good Knackers, what is it?"
The son replies,

"I've only been a Geelong supporter for a day, and already I hate you Collingwood pricks!?

[Untamed Snark]

Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came out: fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.
However, Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father ..
Billy responded: "My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."
The teacher quickly sent the other children outside with some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if what he'd said was really true.
"No" said Billy ,"He plays AFL football for the Collingwood Football Club but I was just too embarrassed to say ..."

[Random Yank]

This is really getting good.

I promise not to steal the good jokes and apply them to my most unfavorite teams stateside. (not).

I think we're going to have a bang up time rooting, oops, barracking for the Swans.

Is it a requirement to all Aussies to ahve a rollicking good sense of humor? Never met one without.

[Primmy]

Your dreadful Muriel!! I larfed and larfed; wish I had a non PC Collingwood story, but all I have is fact, and that's not the same.

[Big Al]

Is it a requirement to all Aussies to ahve a rollicking good sense of humor? Never met one without.

We also put rubbers in our kids pencil cases

Men wear thongs in summer

We have 8 of the top 10 poisonous snakes in the world... And we're bloody proud of the fact.

We believe that all famous kiwis are actually Aussies until they @@@@ up at which point they become Kiwis again.

We also think it's natural that our $1 coin is bigger than our $2 coin.

[Cheer Squad]

Is it a requirement to all Aussies to have a rollicking good sense of humor? Never met one without.

When you kick a point in Aussie Rules, it's called "kicking a behind".

Our Conservative Party is called the Liberal Party.

We think Vegemite and avocado is delicious!

[Untamed Snark]

Is it a requirement to all Aussies to ahve a rollicking good sense of humor? Never met one without.

A Tea-Party involves cake

We instinctively know the difference between chips, fries and crisps

Oh-rollicking can have a different meaning here

Beer is considered a national pass time

[Random Yank]

Oh-rollicking can have a different meaning here

Beer is considered a national pass time

Okay, so I cannot use the term 'rollicking' down under? dayum.

I am well aware that Foster's is NOT Australian for beer, contrary to the tele adverts here.

[Big Al]

Okay, so I cannot use the term 'rollicking' down under? dayum.

I am well aware that Foster's is NOT Australian for beer, contrary to the tele adverts here.

Fosters tastes like dirty dishwater and no one here drinks it which is why we export to your mob.

[Random Yank]

Fosters tastes like dirty dishwater and no one here drinks it which is why we export to your mob.

Not my mob, but I have heard of some wankers drinking it.

Tastes like pisswater (can I say that here?)

[AnnieH]

Is it a requirement to all Aussies to ahve a rollicking good sense of humor? Never met one without.

Abso-freakin-lutely son.
EVERYTYHING is funny - even if it's not supposed to be.