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  • Scottee
    Senior Player
    • Aug 2003
    • 1585

    Originally posted by dejavoodoo44
    ANOTHER MYSTERY SOLVED BY NEUROSCIENCE.

    On the scan below, we can see a small problem with the brain of umpire Schmitt. On the left side of the scan and highlighted in blue, is the area of his brain that is responsible for giving free kicks against the Swans. While on the right, is the area that awards frees to the Swans. Some of the missing area has some responsibility for things like personality and sensory perception.

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    I believe the "m" in Schmitt is silent.

    Sent from my Nexus 10 using Tapatalk
    We have them where we want them, everything is going according to plan!

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    • Bloods05
      Senior Player
      • Oct 2008
      • 1641

      Originally posted by longmile
      Personally I see Adelaide going top
      Us to verse Geelong week 1 of the finals is my prediction
      "Verse"?????

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      • dimelb
        pr. dim-melb; m not f
        • Jun 2003
        • 6889

        Originally posted by Bloods05
        "Verse"?????
        Yep. Lay them flat with a swingeing sonnet.
        He reminds him of the guys, close-set, slow, and never rattled, who were play-makers on the team. (John Updike, seeing Josh Kennedy in a crystal ball)

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        • Bloods05
          Senior Player
          • Oct 2008
          • 1641

          Originally posted by dimelb
          Yep. Lay them flat with a swingeing sonnet.
          Poetry slam!

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          • dejavoodoo44
            Veterans List
            • Apr 2015
            • 8649

            Originally posted by Scottee
            I believe the "m" in Schmitt is silent.

            Sent from my Nexus 10 using Tapatalk
            Yes, I think you're right.
            He often really Schmitts me. He's an irritating little Schmitt.
            I could go on.
            And I probably will later.

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            • snajik
              Senior Player
              • Jan 2003
              • 1115

              Originally posted by dejavoodoo44
              Yes, I think you're right.
              He often really Schmitts me. He's an irritating little Schmitt.
              I could go on.
              And I probably will later.
              He's been known to schmitt me to tears.
              It's very hard to live in a studio apartment in San Jose with a man who's learning to play violin. That's what she told the police when she handed them the empty revolver.
              The Scarlatti Tilt - Richard Brautigan

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              • dimelb
                pr. dim-melb; m not f
                • Jun 2003
                • 6889

                Mrs d and I watched the game in a large bar with a movie size screen in a Perth suburb; there were about a dozen anxious Swans fans who were mightily relieved when the final siren went.

                We (the team of course) were not as tidy as we could have been but a lot of our errors were forced by North's habitual tight manning up. I couldn't believe the commentator (not sure who it was, Tim Watson?) who at a critical point in the (I think) Q3 said "The Swans are one on one all over the ground." I wish.

                Our seniors and youngsters divided the honours today. Hannebery, Kennedy, Parker, Rampe and Reg were very good. Mills was amazing - induces instant confidence in the watchers whenever he gets the ball, Heeney was a potent mix of clever and careful, Aliir impresses me deeply in the way he learns as he goes and his speed over the ground, Papley makes the odd mistake but is obviously a dangerous small forward and the answer to a fan's prayer, Hewitt knows where to be and what to do, Xav did some good deeds, shame he couldn't cap it off with a major.

                I share some of the concern about Towers. He obviously has the speed and size to make a considerable impact but his disposal today was on and off; but if we replace him, who could do better?

                The umpiring was glaringly inconsistent, in fact downright Schmitty. It is a credit to the team that they held their nerve and played out the clock.
                Last edited by dimelb; 20 August 2016, 06:09 PM.
                He reminds him of the guys, close-set, slow, and never rattled, who were play-makers on the team. (John Updike, seeing Josh Kennedy in a crystal ball)

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                • Untamed Snark
                  Senior Player
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 1375

                  Originally posted by snajik
                  I don't think Aliir was 'found out.' He was certainly challenged and needed to recalibrate, which he did. A quieter overall game than what we've seen in recent weeks but hardly warranting a spell in the twos.
                  The roos obviously did their research on Allir, he was quiet (compared to his past and only few games) but as you said he recalibrated.
                  And he'll be a better player from the challenge.
                  He strikes me as a player that leaves his errors behind during the game but learns from them and learns well.

                  For someone that was a potential delist at the beginning of the season he's now keepingTeddy out of the team.

                  Can't wait to see his career as a Swan
                  Chillin' with the strange Quarks

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                  • i'm-uninformed2
                    Reefer Madness
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 4653

                    Mills is a deadset freak. The most composed player on the field
                    'Delicious' is a fun word to say

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                    • stevoswan
                      Veterans List
                      • Sep 2014
                      • 8559

                      Originally posted by Faunac8
                      "Aliir possibly could come out for Teddy, he was found out today and looked too vulnerable and I wouldn't mind some experience back there"

                      So we should drop Mills as well based on this theory?
                      Ted has been a great servant but I don't see him as part of our team during the finals
                      AA was not up to his recent form in the first half but did some great stuff in the second half, he's a keeper and dropping him now would be counterproductive to both his and the teams development.
                      Agree entirely, Allir is there to stay. Sorry Ted, I love you, we all love you, but that's footy........although I dare say if Allir feels the finals pressure and has a shocker in the first week, Teddy might be rushed back in, but I really don't think that is going to happen. Allir is a cool cat...er, Swan!

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                      • dejavoodoo44
                        Veterans List
                        • Apr 2015
                        • 8649

                        Originally posted by dimelb
                        Mrs d and I watched the game in a large bar with a movie size screen in a Perth suburb; there were about a dozen anxious Swans fans who were mightily relieved when the final siren went.

                        We (the team of course) were not as tidy as we could have been but a lot of our errors were forced by North's habitual tight manning up. I couldn't believe the commentator (not sure who it was, Tim Watson?) who at a critical point in the (I think) Q3 said "The Swans are one on one all over the ground." I wish.

                        Our seniors and youngsters divided the honours today. Hannebery, Kennedy, Parker, Rampe and Reg were very good. Mills was amazing - induces instant confidence in the watchers whenever he gets the ball, Heeney was a potent mix of clever and careful, Aliir impresses me deeply in the way he learns as he goes and his speed over the ground, Papley makes the odd mistake but is obviously a dangerous small forward and the answer to a fan's prayer, Hewitt knows where to be and what to do, Xav did some good deeds, shame he couldn't cap it off with a major.

                        I share some of the concern about Towers. He obviously has the speed and size to make a considerable impact but his disposal today was on and off; but if we replace him, who could do better?

                        The umpiring was glaringly inconsistent, in fact downright Schmitty. It is a credit to the team that they held their nerve and played out the clock.
                        Some good points there, especially about Mills inducing instant confidence. That was pretty well exactly how I was viewing it during the game. I would be somewhat tense as the Roos got the ball forward, then the tension would ease, as Mills once again took another intercept position. Then I would relax further, knowing that the ball would be used wisely. And speaking of Roos, but another Roos, I was also thinking during the game, that he actually reminds a bit of Roosy back in the day. While they are obviously different body shapes, I think there is a similarity to how Roosy used to play. How they find space and time. How they both seem to see the game that little bit quicker than most, which means they can get to the right place, just that little bit before other players get there. And most of all, how they can seem to almost amble out of defence, while remarkably they rarely seem to be under the pressure of other players.
                        And I do hope that Melbourne sneaks into the finals, just to give Roosy the send off that he deserves, after rescuing the Demons from their decline.

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                        • Burra
                          Warming the Bench
                          • Mar 2008
                          • 104

                          Originally posted by i'm-uninformed2
                          Mills is a deadset freak. The most composed player on the field
                          Even Timmy The TormentedWatson remarked that Callum had footy skills that just couldn't be taught!

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                          • neilfws
                            Senior Player
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 1826

                            Mistakes by defenders are always magnified. Mistakes by admired defenders who rarely make mistakes especially so. I saw one such moment from AA today, the Harvey intercept. Rest of the game, seemed to me he was his usual composed and very useful self.

                            Job done, nice close-out today and looked like plenty of supporters there too, good to see. Just need to round off the three "danger games" with the bogey team next week! In darker moments I sometimes look at that lazy R23 loss in 2014 as a forewarning.

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                            • The Big Cat
                              On the veteran's list
                              • Apr 2006
                              • 2356

                              Originally posted by neilfws
                              In darker moments I sometimes look at that lazy R23 loss in 2014 as a forewarning.
                              The game when we rested half the team and lost by a few points?
                              Those who have the greatest power to hurt us are those we love.

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                              • Bloody Hell
                                Senior Player
                                • Oct 2006
                                • 3085

                                Schmitt is the worst.

                                I wish they would report frees by umpire, not by total.

                                Todays overall was 21 - 9.

                                Schmitt 12-0*.




                                * - Not based in fact.
                                The eternal connundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when David Hasselhoff punched himself in the face.

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