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  • westernswan
    On the Rookie List
    • Jul 2004
    • 222

    "your" Not A Swans Fan If...

    - You dont display and red or white colour for the game

    - Your not adding in a few "cmon swannies"

    - Your not joining in any nearby chants

    - You leave for stupid reasons before the end when were winning

    - You Boo our team when you clearly dont understand the situation

    So cmon swans fans lets see a sea of red caps again and a huge lot of swannies flags for the game at manuka

    (after all if we can outnumber them its pretty good for away supporters)

    And please for all those kids such as me with parents and family watching who are anchor w****** and brag about been the most passionate fans, lets show em what eastern staters can do
    2004 - SUBIACO
    2005 - SYDNEY
    2006 - SUBIACO
    2007 - ?????


    * Perth Glory till i die *
  • HAWKS HEROES
    On the Rookie List
    • Dec 2004
    • 52

    #2
    i am a hawk fan so i say carn the hawks , just being funny, i agree thou with you are not a real supporter if you leave before the final siren no matter what team you supoport

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    • The Undertaker
      On the Rookie List
      • Oct 2004
      • 517

      #3
      Re: "your" Not A Swans Fan If...

      Originally posted by westernswan
      - You dont display and red or white colour for the game

      - Your not adding in a few "cmon swannies"

      - Your not joining in any nearby chants

      - You leave for stupid reasons before the end when were winning

      - You Boo our team when you clearly dont understand the situation

      So cmon swans fans lets see a sea of red caps again and a huge lot of swannies flags for the game at manuka

      (after all if we can outnumber them its pretty good for away supporters)

      And please for all those kids such as me with parents and family watching who are anchor w****** and brag about been the most passionate fans, lets show em what eastern staters can do
      Now,now westernswan!

      Behave yourself!

      You will upset the eventwatchers in this 'passionate' city!

      Well done Craig Bolton for getting the co- captaincy in 2008.

      Your determination,your tenacity and your under-rated skill is why you have become my favourite player!

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      • BonBon
        BMT2144
        • Jul 2004
        • 2190

        #4
        Re: "your" Not A Swans Fan If...

        Originally posted by westernswan
        - You leave for stupid reasons before the end when were winning
        I agree with that entirely.
        Vicky Pollard: Oh my god I so can't believe you just said that this is like the time I threw Anita's nokia in the canal as a joke and she's like you have well got to buy me another one and I'm like get over it and then Paul came over who's adopted anyway and started saying that I fancy Mark Bennett but oh my god just because I have sex with someone doesn't mean I fancy them.

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        • dendol
          fat-arsed midfielder
          • Oct 2003
          • 1483

          #5
          Re: "your" Not A Swans Fan If...

          Originally posted by westernswan

          - Your not adding in a few "cmon swannies"

          - Your not joining in any nearby chants

          - You leave for stupid reasons before the end when were winning

          - You Boo our team when you clearly dont understand the situation
          I was up in the Bradman stand and all four of these laws were broken! Im going back down to Bay 28 where I dont get weird looks from everyone for screaming at the top of my lungs and where the young ladies wear more revealing tops.

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          • The Undertaker
            On the Rookie List
            • Oct 2004
            • 517

            #6
            Re: Re: "your" Not A Swans Fan If...

            Originally posted by dendol
            I was up in the Bradman stand and all four of these laws were broken! Im going back down to Bay 28 where I dont get weird looks from everyone for screaming at the top of my lungs and where the young ladies wear more revealing tops.
            Dendol,


            i like your way of thinking!
            Well done Craig Bolton for getting the co- captaincy in 2008.

            Your determination,your tenacity and your under-rated skill is why you have become my favourite player!

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            • westernswan
              On the Rookie List
              • Jul 2004
              • 222

              #7
              Glad im getting a response, this has been playing on my mind for ages and kinda irratates me
              2004 - SUBIACO
              2005 - SYDNEY
              2006 - SUBIACO
              2007 - ?????


              * Perth Glory till i die *

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              • Charlie
                On the Rookie List
                • Jan 2003
                • 4101

                #8
                Here's one for you... you're not a Swans fan if you think you're superior to other Swans fans.

                If there's one thing I love about our club's culture is that it is so eclectic. There's something for everyone - the traditional tribal mentality of Melbourne football, soccer style shenanigans in the cheer squad, a casual event for young professionals to catch up with friends, a footy fix for expatriates from the southern states.

                We are an odd bunch brought together by the red and white. Stop judging how others enjoy the footy, and just enjoy it in your own way.
                We hate Anthony Rocca
                We hate Shannon Grant too
                We hate scumbag Gaspar
                But Leo WE LOVE YOU!

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                • Destructive
                  Football Terrorist
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 976

                  #9
                  Those who know me, and those who have heard of me, know of my mozz when opposition players are lining up at my end and my side of the ground. If you don't, have a look at my sig. I did'nt get many chances to yell it out on sunday and when I did, this sad sack guy in the row in front of me says " oh no, not again!".

                  What a drip!
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                  • Norris Lurker
                    Almost Football Legend
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 2979

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Destructive
                    Those who know me, and those who have heard of me, know of my mozz when opposition players are lining up at my end and my side of the ground. If you don't, have a look at my sig. I did'nt get many chances to yell it out on sunday and when I did, this sad sack guy in the row in front of me says " oh no, not again!".

                    What a drip!
                    What was even funnier was Richard Vandenburg in the 1st quarter and Danny Jacobs in the 3rd, when they heard Destructive preparing his catchcry, abandoning the set shots and going in short, only to turn it over.

                    Follow me on Twitter - @tealfooty

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                    • ROK Lobster
                      RWO Life Member
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 8658

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Charlie
                      We are an odd bunch brought together by the red and white. Stop judging how others enjoy the footy, and just enjoy it in your own way.
                      Punctuation pulls us together. "Your" not a real Swans fans if you don't know its "you're" and "dont" understand it's "don't". C'mon, give me an apostrophe and make sure it's in the right place.

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                      • Cher
                        Born into the team
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 1474

                        #12
                        You're not a real Swans fan if;

                        You miss a game because - its Easter, its Mothers Day, someone's birthday, etc etc etc
                        CHER - Who has two types of blood cells "RED ones and WHITE ones"

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                        • ROK Lobster
                          RWO Life Member
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 8658

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Cher
                          You're not a real Swans fan if;

                          You miss a game because - its Easter, its Mothers Day, someone's birthday, etc etc etc
                          Now I get it, you are not a "real fan" if you have a life outside of watching football. I am a fake fan - pour me from a bottle and I'll make you orange.

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                          • dimelb
                            pr. dim-melb; m not f
                            • Jun 2003
                            • 6889

                            #14
                            Re: "your" Not A Swans Fan If...

                            Originally posted by westernswan

                            - You leave for stupid reasons before the end when were winning


                            We left the Swans/Saints final just before the end last season - but I think it was a good reason: we didn't want to stay and hear the Saints' song.
                            He reminds him of the guys, close-set, slow, and never rattled, who were play-makers on the team. (John Updike, seeing Josh Kennedy in a crystal ball)

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                            • swansrule100
                              The quarterback
                              • May 2004
                              • 4538

                              #15
                              if you like the team and want them to win every week ur a fan...... and id buy u a beer
                              Theres not much left to say

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