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From our friends at Dockerland ...
Posted by LiZ4RD (18/10/07) 13:37 ....
Brilliant.Ode to Benny
Benny?s in the poo again
He?s got himself arrested
But not for indecent exposure
Although he was bare-chested
Give us a sample of your blood young Ben
He heard the coppers say
But Benny flatly refused to comply
His answer was "No Way"
So they searched the car from top to bottom
Until they found the loot
They cuffed our Benny on the spot
And chucked him in the boot
The Eagles have to sack him now
They have no other choice
They have to get together
And speak with one loud voice
The trouble with these heroes is
They get paid too much money
With so much time to spend it
They flush it down the dunny
Juddy?s gone to Carlton now
And Wooden has retired
Chicky?s not on contract
And Benny "you are fired"
But alls not lost, do not despair
You?ll have to face your 'Mockers'
You?ve done the crime, now do your time
And come and join the Dockers (No thanks)
Wild speculation, unsubstantiated rumours, silly jokes and opposition delight in another's failures is what makes an internet forum fun.
Blessed are the cracked for they are the ones who let in the light.Comment
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I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure..................
Chickens drink - but they don't pee!
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Wild speculation, unsubstantiated rumours, silly jokes and opposition delight in another's failures is what makes an internet forum fun.
Blessed are the cracked for they are the ones who let in the light.Comment
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Maybe he went off to sell his screenplay or was cast in the next Van Damme movie as Druglord #2.Comment
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Not according to his Dad
Bryan Cousins says that Ben isn't missing and that he has spoken to him within the last 12 hours.
Cousins isn't missing: Dad
Smells like a media beat up. Who would have thought?????
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Pity he didn't mention what Benny was doing instead.
I only support one team: The SYDNEY SWANS!!!!! :adoreComment
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I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure..................
Chickens drink - but they don't pee!
AGE IS ONLY IMPORTANT FOR TWO THINGS - WINE & CHEESE!Comment
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I was thinking the same thing Wardy. It is really none of our business.
I'm intrigued, if the Summit Centre refuses to comment, how can the Australian claim that the staff are looking for him?The Australian newspaper reported counsellors from the Summit Centre Malibu rehab centre were looking for the 29-year-old Brownlow medallist after he did not check in on Monday.
The Summit Centre refused to comment, citing its privacy obligations to patients.Last edited by goswannie14; 1 November 2007, 02:47 PM.Does God believe in Atheists?Comment
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We cant be-grudge a fella for going for a roll in the hay(white powder) with two blonde chicks,can we?Now this is a thread that i would expect on the ego -centric, wank session that is redandwhiteonline.com...
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My thoughts exactly. The Malibu facility was probably a ruse so he can attend rehabilitation at another facility without the media camped outside.
My prediction is that Cousins has out-smarted the media and most of the contributors to this thread (Wardy & GS14 aside)."As everyone knows our style of football is defensive and unattractive, and as such I have completely forgotten how to mark or kick over the years" - Brett Kirk
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Why is it that you never think before mouthing off. If you did you wouldn't make such a fool of yourself every time you get swept up in the excitment of the moment."He is currently receiving treatment in Los Angeles at an appropriate facility, and he will be attending The Summit Medical Centre in the next few days,'' Mr Cousins said.
I do feel very sorry for his father. He was devastated on the news tonight and has every right to be filthy with the bull@@@@ being peddled by the media and clowns on internet forums such as this."As everyone knows our style of football is defensive and unattractive, and as such I have completely forgotten how to mark or kick over the years" - Brett Kirk
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