Swans V Pies

[Jesse Richards]

Last one from me:

A Collingwood supporter went down to Centrelink to claim welfare after realising she was the only one of her friends - (who were all Collingwood supporters) - who was not on benefits.
"How many children do you have?" the man at Centrelink asked.
"Ten," she replied.
"What are their names?"
"Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn and Jaidyn," she replied.
"They're all named Jaidyn?" he asked "What if you want them to come in from playing outside?"
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call 'Jaidyn,' and they all come running in."
"And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?"
"I just say, 'Jaidyn, come eat your dinner'," she answered.
"But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked.
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their last name."

This one really hurt, Big Al. Felt an old scar in my guts for the first time in ages.

[ash3]

2nd deck (the 400s) are definitely is under cover.

Sweet! We're in section 403

Thanks mate

[erica]

Sweet! We're in section 403

Thanks mate

Hey! That's where I sit. Glad to hear another redandwhite supporter will be there instead of pies.

[ugg]

In fact, someone correct me if I'm wrong, but if you're sitting on the either wing, all bar the first few rows at ground level are under cover.

[aardvark]

You guys are brave, imagine the smell of 40,000 wet collingwood supporters. I'm glad i'll be watching on tele 6000 klms away.

[Triple B]

I'm glad i'll be watching on tele 6000 klms away.

Liar

[giant]

Frankly if it's raining you'll have about 50,000 seats to choose from.

[DeadlyAkkuret]

Last one from me:

A Collingwood supporter went down to Centrelink to claim welfare after realising she was the only one of her friends - (who were all Collingwood supporters) - who was not on benefits.
"How many children do you have?" the man at Centrelink asked.
"Ten," she replied.
"What are their names?"
"Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn and Jaidyn," she replied.
"They're all named Jaidyn?" he asked "What if you want them to come in from playing outside?"
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call 'Jaidyn,' and they all come running in."
"And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?"
"I just say, 'Jaidyn, come eat your dinner'," she answered.
"But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked.
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their last name."

Wow very good!

[aardvark]

Liar

LOL....oh allright 5,900 klms away then....

[Jesse Richards]

Last one from me:

A Collingwood supporter went down to Centrelink to claim welfare after realising she was the only one of her friends - (who were all Collingwood supporters) - who was not on benefits.
"How many children do you have?" the man at Centrelink asked.
"Ten," she replied.
"What are their names?"
"Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn and Jaidyn," she replied.
"They're all named Jaidyn?" he asked "What if you want them to come in from playing outside?"
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call 'Jaidyn,' and they all come running in."
"And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?"
"I just say, 'Jaidyn, come eat your dinner'," she answered.
"But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked.
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their last name."

Just thought of a new chant. When the Pies get a blatantly unfair free against us. Jaidyyyyn Jaidynn < the umpire's surname>

[Kirkari]

You can't talk about Collingwood without making fun of Collingwood. Not even Einstein could split those two.

Did you mean Rutherford?

[aardvark]

Did you mean Rutherford?

Nerd alert..nerd alert lol

[Kirkari]

Nerd alert..nerd alert lol

Yeah, well, true, but I know Swans supporters can be kept to high standards. ;-)

[aardvark]

Yeah, well, true, but I know Swans supporters can be kept to high standards. ;-)

I have a wife who is a science teacher...she tries but to no avail...

[SthMelbDieHard]

I've got it on good advice that Bradshaw will not be playing Saturday night. He didn't get past the warm up yesterday and is a certain non-starter. Hopefully Goodes puts on a clinic up forward.