Swans Intra-Club match Friday Feb 11

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  • Bas
    Veterans List
    • Jan 2003
    • 4457

    #16
    Originally posted by Big Al
    For those going to the scratch match there will also be some street theatre for you to enjoy. Bas and I will be recreating the Rodney King beating. Bas will play the role of Rodney and of course I'll be playing the LA Cop. Now while it may look very very real be assured that we are professionals and that no one will be hurt...... much.
    Just don't rip the kaftan!
    In memory of my little Staffy - Dicey, 17.06.2005 to 1.12.2011- I'll miss you mate.

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    • laughingnome
      Amateur Statsman
      • Jul 2006
      • 1624

      #17
      Originally posted by Big Al
      This is terrific advice but I think I buggered it up. I told the boss that I need the 11th off because I'm going to have Gastro... From his reaction I'm not sure where I went wrong.
      lol
      10100111001 ;-)

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      • RogueSwan
        McVeigh for Brownlow
        • Apr 2003
        • 4602

        #18
        Originally posted by laughingnome
        Gastroenteritis. It's a simple enough complaint that can clear up of it's own accord within 24 hours, is possibly infectious, is severe enough to stop you going to work, and disgusting enough that few questions will be asked.
        This is the most common reason given for sick leave at my workplace. The trouble with working in Aged Care is that you are not supposed to come back to work until at least 48hrs after the symptoms have disappeared, no good for the odd day off.
        "Fortunately, this is the internet, so knowing nothing is no obstacle to having an opinion!." Beerman 18-07-2017

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        • Big Al
          Veterans List
          • Feb 2005
          • 7007

          #19
          Originally posted by swansrob
          Tell the boss you have awful period pain. It's flawless - if your boss is a woman, she will be understanding; if your boss is a man, he won't be able to get off the phone quick enough.
          Wasn't aware the 1970's could cause that much distress.
          ..And the Swans are the Premiers...The Ultimate Team...The Ultimate Warriors. They have overcome the highly fancied Hawks in brilliant style. Sydney the 2012 Premiers - Gerard Whately ABC

          Here it is Again! - Huddo SEN

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          • Jewels
            On the Rookie List
            • Oct 2006
            • 3258

            #20
            Originally posted by Big Al
            Wasn't aware the 1970's could cause that much distress.

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            • aardvark
              Veterans List
              • Mar 2010
              • 5685

              #21
              Originally posted by Big Al
              Wasn't aware the 1970's could cause that much distress.
              OMG, i thought the 70's were pretty cool........

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              • Primmy
                Proud Tragic Swan
                • Apr 2008
                • 5970

                #22
                Originally posted by aardvark
                OMG, i thought the 70's were pretty cool........
                I had a ball in the 70s, bring them back I say!! Skinny, legs up to here, all my teeth, all my eyesight, when you could actually travel from Katmandu to London overland!!! Oh, where was I, footy.....
                If you've never jumped from one couch to the other to save yourself from lava then you didn't have a childhood

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                • Big Al
                  Veterans List
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 7007

                  #23
                  Originally posted by aardvark
                  OMG, i thought the 70's were pretty cool........
                  Hey if I picked the 60's all the LSD addled flower power people would have got upset and if I picked the 80's all the Miami Vice Duran Duran fans would have thrown their Rubiks cubes at me. I couldn't win either way.

                  Oh yeah, I'll be at the big clash on the 11th although having Gastro and period pain you may not want to approach me.

                  Edit: Imagine someone reading the thread for the first time and starting with this post.
                  Last edited by Big Al; 31 January 2011, 01:55 PM.
                  ..And the Swans are the Premiers...The Ultimate Team...The Ultimate Warriors. They have overcome the highly fancied Hawks in brilliant style. Sydney the 2012 Premiers - Gerard Whately ABC

                  Here it is Again! - Huddo SEN

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                  • Jewels
                    On the Rookie List
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 3258

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Big Al
                    Hey if I picked the 60's all the LSD addled flower power people would have got upset and if I picked the 80's all the Miami Vice Duran Duran fans would have thrown their Rubiks cubes at me. I couldn't win either way.

                    Oh yeah, I'll be at the big clash on the 11th although having Gastro and period pain you may not want to approach me.

                    Edit: Imagine someone reading the thread for the first time and starting with this post.
                    Al you crack me up, every one of your damn posts has me laughing like a fool!
                    If we had a "Most enjoyable poster" award, you'd get my vote hands down

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                    • Big Al
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                      • Feb 2005
                      • 7007

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Jewels
                      Al you crack me up, every one of your damn posts has me laughing like a fool!
                      If we had a "Most enjoyable poster" award, you'd get my vote hands down
                      Thanks Jewels, that's very sweet of you. They say laughter is the best medicine unless your sick of course then I suggest some antibiotics or something.
                      ..And the Swans are the Premiers...The Ultimate Team...The Ultimate Warriors. They have overcome the highly fancied Hawks in brilliant style. Sydney the 2012 Premiers - Gerard Whately ABC

                      Here it is Again! - Huddo SEN

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                      • Big Al
                        Veterans List
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 7007

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Jewels
                        If we had a "Most enjoyable poster" award, you'd get my vote hands down
                        Imagine doing a poll on this. I would think we'd need a "Bas is Hot" option for it to work.
                        ..And the Swans are the Premiers...The Ultimate Team...The Ultimate Warriors. They have overcome the highly fancied Hawks in brilliant style. Sydney the 2012 Premiers - Gerard Whately ABC

                        Here it is Again! - Huddo SEN

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                        • Jewels
                          On the Rookie List
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 3258

                          #27
                          Originally posted by Big Al
                          Imagine doing a poll on this. I would think we'd need a "Bas is Hot" option for it to work.
                          MOST definitely!

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                          • Wardy
                            The old Boiler!
                            • Sep 2003
                            • 6676

                            #28
                            Originally posted by Big Al
                            Hey if I picked the 60's all the LSD addled flower power people would have got upset and if I picked the 80's all the Miami Vice Duran Duran fans would have thrown their Rubiks cubes at me. I couldn't win either way.

                            Oh yeah, I'll be at the big clash on the 11th although having Gastro and period pain you may not want to approach me.

                            Edit: Imagine someone reading the thread for the first time and starting with this post.
                            I reckon if you add out of control flatulEnce into the mix with Gastro and Period pain - you might just get away with i! ( what man doesnt understand FARTS???) Otherwise take a cockltail of Imodium, Naprogesic & baked beans!
                            Last edited by Wardy; 31 January 2011, 05:34 PM.
                            I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure..................
                            Chickens drink - but they don't pee!
                            AGE IS ONLY IMPORTANT FOR TWO THINGS - WINE & CHEESE!

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                            • Bas
                              Veterans List
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 4457

                              #29
                              Ok, there are now two days to go. Who is going?

                              I presume Centennial Park is open for parking for us cheap skates. I mean supporters looking for value in parking.

                              Big Al, I have enlisted a secret weapon for Friday, do the initials RC mean anything? Hee, hee, hee.............Yes I will be wearing the Camilla Franks, Oprah inspired Swans supporter kaftan as well.

                              I'm travelling down from the Central Coast so if anyone needs a lift from up here or down Pacific Highway through the north side, let me know. I've evicted the rats from the Pathfinder this week so am able to take passengers in safety.
                              In memory of my little Staffy - Dicey, 17.06.2005 to 1.12.2011- I'll miss you mate.

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                              • Primmy
                                Proud Tragic Swan
                                • Apr 2008
                                • 5970

                                #30
                                Its pretty low key Bas, just us and the seagulls - we will total about 30. Cheapskate parking would probably be in the Fox complex - 1st two hours free......after that it costs a motza. Larissa? Is the Members carpark open to us?
                                If you've never jumped from one couch to the other to save yourself from lava then you didn't have a childhood

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